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They always say "Don't eat yellow
snow." Now you can. Our crunchy lemon candy is sweet and tangy.
Great for stuffing stockings, a gag gift for dog lovers or winter sport
enthusiasts. 2.5 ounce bag.
More Christmas Gag Gifts
The Tuggie -
$10.50 - Sale! $8.59
Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your cock! The original Tuggie is
perfect for warming your morning-wood, hiding your afternoon boners, and
disguising those all-day semis. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations—only the
Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary
tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish, leopard-print Tuggie
wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in
any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at
the ball game, on vacation or to the beach--it doesn't matter, you still look
and feel great
Ask your waiter to
substitute these to shock your date or guests! Approximately 6 per box. Some
sayings may include: You are going to get lucky tonight; If you think you
feel good, wait 'till you feel me; Your lucky number today is 69-69-69; etc.
More fortune
cookie styles.
Chocolate V
Pills
Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does
for you is a different story! Gift
boxed, tied with ribbon. 3 ounces.
Requires cooler pack in warm weather. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
Crapola Chocolate Poop - $5.00
4.4 ounces, Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
Requires cooler pack in warm weather. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
See our whole line of Christmas
Crap, Santa Poop, Reindeer and Caribou Poo.
Voodoo You Love Book & Kit -
$7.95
The
black magic guide to getting lucky, getting even and getting over it. Find
a date, improve your mate, change your fate? Take control of your love
life with some psychic insurance and a little stick-to-itiveness. Try this
instead of relying on fate, cupid or a divorce attorney. Whether you'd
like to work out your revenge or need help getting someone's heart fluttering,
you'll find everything you need with tihs. Has 80 page illustrated Voodoo
You Love? book, 1 two-sided male/female voodoo doll and eight pins.
Ex Husband & Bad Girlfriend
Voodoo Dolls - $13.00 - Sale! $7.99 ea.
Whenever
you feel that your husband is taking you for granted, use one of the
pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that
you want your target of revenge to do, and instantly he/she will
turn back into the same caring person who convinced you to marry
him/her in the first place. Has funny sayings,
About 10" tall.
Bad Boss Voodoo Doll - $13.00 - Sale! $7.99
Whenever
you feel that certain someone is taking you for granted, use one of
the pins to put that person back in line. Stick a pin into the
activity that you want them to do, and instantly you'll start
getting the respect you deserve!About 10" tall.
Bad Boyfriend, Bad Girlfriend, Ex
Husband and New Wife Voodoo Dolls
Blow Job Bib - $3.00
A fun way to dress up
the party person when they blow out the birthday candles on their cake.
Keeps cake frosting and spilled drinks off of clothing too. Great to keep
on hand for discreet office affairs, quickie in the car, a funny gift for
someone going on a job interview . . . the gift ideas are limitless!
Party Survival Baseball Cap -
$13.00
Perfect for bachelor's last night out, birthday boys, Spring Break, Mardi Gras,
college frat party, etc. Adjustable blue cap.
Stick It™
Pads - $1.99 ea.
50 removeable sticky notes. Pink boobs,
pink penis or the finer in yellow.
Enormex
Condom - $5.00 Sale! $4.09 ea.
Super Size for a Super guy!
4" diameter. To ensure maximum protection from conception, this
product has been rigorously testes on an African bull elephant before
being rinsed out, re-rolled and packaged. (Just kidding!) Adult novelty joke condom.
Sold by the each.
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