They always say "Don't eat yellow
snow." Now you can. Our crunchy lemon candy is sweet and tangy.
Great for stuffing stockings, a gag gift for dog lovers or winter sport
enthusiasts. 2.5 ounce bag.
More Christmas Gag Gifts
Anyone with a sense of humor would love this as a paper
weight, but for those who deserve it, like your boss, leave it
anonymously on his desk to get the message across.
More insulting pecker gifts
X-Rated Fortune Cookies - $5.25
Ask your waiter to
substitute these to shock your date or guests! Approximately 6 per box. Some
sayings may include: You are going to get lucky tonight; If you think you
feel good, wait 'till you feel me; Your lucky number today is 69-69-69; etc.
Chocolate V
Pills
Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does
for you is a different story! Gift
boxed, tied with ribbon. 3 ounces. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
Whenever
you feel that your boyfriend is taking you for granted, use one of the
pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you
want your boyfriend to do, and instantly he will turn back into the same
caring man who convinced you to go out with him in the first place. Has funny saying
like, "Tell Me You Love Me," "Buy Me Jewelry," "Take me
Shopping"
and "Remember My Birthday." About 10" tall.
Bad Boyfriend, Bad Girlfriend, Ex
Husband, New Husband and New Wife Voodoo Dolls
Blow Job Bib - $3.00
A fun way to dress up
the party person when they blow out the birthday candles on their cake.
Keeps cake frosting and spilled drinks off of clothing too. Great to keep
on hand for discreet office affairs, quickie in the car, a funny gift for
someone going on a job interview . . . the gift ideas are limitless!
Blow Job Kit - $6.50
The Blow Job Kit is a hilarious
fifties-style package that will effortlessly take the mess out of pleasuring
your loved one. Equipped with everything you need, you'll be ready for
anything! "Giving head used to be such a messy chore until I discovered
the Blow Job Kit!" The Blow Job Kit includes gloves, an apron, oversleeves
and a hairnet making sure you can keep clean and jizz free!
Boyfriend Training Flash Cards - $14.95
Not all boyfriends come
dating-ready--so give your guy a little basic training with these humorous flash
cards! They make it so easy to teach him those all-important relationship
dos-and-don'ts: on one side's an icon that captures the card's subject, and on
the other is advice on how to handle the problem. And they cover the essentials
in a way he'll instantly grasp, from putting the toilet seat down to opening
doors to (gasp!) handing over the remote control. Give him guidance on what's
appropriate conversation (telling you how great you look, for example),
acceptable mannerisms, and proper dress. In no time at all, he'll wow your
family, friends, co-workers...and YOU. 32 page booklet and 50 training
cards in a great flip top gift box.
Party Survival Baseball Cap -
$13.00
Perfect for bachelor's last night out, birthday boys, Spring Break, Mardi Gras,
college frat party, etc. Adjustable blue cap.
X-Rated Laser Pointer Original and 2nd Edition -
$6.75
ea.
Amuse your friends or piss people off. Original includes four interchangeable caps
that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'. Second edition
says 'ASS HOLE', 'SHIT HEAD', 'I SWALLOW', and 'NICE PUSSY', Includes
batteries.
Orgasm Keychain -
$8.00 Sale!
$6.99 ea.
This little keychain sounds like a real woman carrying on and on in ecstasy!
It's really embarrassing and fun! Package design may vary.
Pussy Snorkel
- $12.95
Don't go
down without it! It glows in the dark too.
Click on the picture to see how to use.
Emergency First Aid Kit Vibe - $6.75 ea.
Vinyl case holds the
cure to your most personal emergency! 4 1/2 inches takes 2 AA batteries.
Candy Vibes -
$7.15 Sale!
$6.49
Fun 5 inch vibes. Better than any Finger (Butter Finger),
Alotta Joy (Almond Joy), Crotch (Crunch Bar), Now and Again (Now and
Later), 100 Orgasms ($100,000 Bar), Quicky Lay (Milky Way), Junior Mini (Junior
Mints), Wonder Vibe (Wonder Bread) & Toot Z Pole
(Tootsie roll). Plastic snap pouch. Takes 1 AA battery not included.
It's A Life
Saver Vibe - $5.20 Sale!
$5.30
4.5 inch massager (different and better than one
shown in picture) in this fun vinyl case. Takes 1 AA battery not included.
It's A
Life Saver Condoms - $3.99
Five
novelty condoms in a snap vinyl case. Fun gag gift or a real point to get
across.
Enormex Novelty Condom - $4.85
Giant Joke Condom
fit for a bull elephant. This is for
novelty use only. Package design may vary.
Vibrating Sausage -
$23.00 Sale $15.99
For the meat lover in you. Okay, they
had to eventually make one of these. It really looks like a big wiener.
Very funny joke gift for almost any adult occasion. Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.
Instant Cock or Pussy - $.99 ea. packet of two
capsules
2 capsules containing 'cocks' or 'pussies.' A fun joke for almost anyone. Just
add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge roosters or kitty
cats will appear.
Colors vary.
Stick It™
Pads - $1.99 ea.
50 removeable sticky notes. Pink boobs,
pink penis or the finer in yellow.
Cum Clean Cock Washer - $8.75
It's good clean fun! Scented soap leaves your piccolo clean
as a whistle.
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