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  Yellow Snow - $2.95

  They always say "Don't eat yellow snow."  Now you can.  Our crunchy lemon candy is sweet and tangy.  Great for stuffing stockings, a gag gift for dog lovers or winter sport enthusiasts.  2.5 ounce bag.   More Christmas Gag Gifts

 

   


  Hail Mary Golf Tees - $3.00

   'Cause you gotta have faith!  3 tees.

   Lots More Naughty Golf Gag Gifts & Golfing Chocolates

  

    


Booby Fishing Lure.jpg (28904 bytes)   Booby Fishing Lure - $2.75 each            

   Guaranteed to land the big one!   More Boobie Prizes & Novelties

  

    


   Little Prick Award - $3.50

  Anyone with a sense of humor would love this as a paper weight, but for those who deserve it, like your boss, leave it anonymously on his desk to get the message across.  More insulting pecker gifts

    


DickyFishingLure.jpg (22578 bytes)   Dicky Fishing Lure - $2.75

  Guaranteed to land the BIG one!  Pecker Novelties, Prizes, Soaps, Pens, etc.

   

    


   X-Rated Fortune Cookies - $4.50

   Ask your waiter to substitute these to shock your date or guests!  Approximately 6 per box.  Some sayings may include:  You are going to get lucky tonight; If you think you feel good, wait 'till you feel me; Your lucky number today is 69-69-69; etc.

                                


   
Chocolate V Pills

   Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does for you is a different story!  Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.  3 ounces.  More Chocolate Gag Gifts 

 

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   Crapola Chocolate Poop - $5.00  

   4.4 ounces, Cello bag, tied with ribbon.  More Chocolate Gag Gifts

    


  Booby & Pecker Prize - $4.50 ea.

   For a real "boob" or "wiener."

  

 

       


  Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll - $13.00 - Sale! $7.99  

  Whenever you feel that your boyfriend is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your boyfriend to do, and instantly he will turn back into the same caring man who convinced you to go out with him in the first place.  Has funny saying like, "Tell Me You Love Me," "Buy Me Jewelry," "Take me Shopping" and "Remember My Birthday."  About 10" tall.  Bad Boyfriend, Bad Girlfriend, Ex Husband, New Husband and New Wife Voodoo Dolls
 

 


   Inflatable French Maid Apron - $13.95

   Vinyl maids costume in an apron with blow up breasts!  Very funny and detailed.   More Adult Aprons

 

    


   Blow Job Bib - $3.25

  A fun way to dress up the party person when they blow out the birthday candles on their cake.  Keeps cake frosting and spilled drinks off of clothing too.  Great to keep on hand for discreet office affairs, quickie in the car, a funny gift for someone going on a job interview . . . the gift ideas are limitless!

 


   Boyfriend Training Flash Cards - $14.95

  Not all boyfriends come dating-ready--so give your guy a little basic training with these humorous flash cards! They make it so easy to teach him those all-important relationship dos-and-don'ts: on one side's an icon that captures the card's subject, and on the other is advice on how to handle the problem. And they cover the essentials in a way he'll instantly grasp, from putting the toilet seat down to opening doors to (gasp!) handing over the remote control. Give him guidance on what's appropriate conversation (telling you how great you look, for example), acceptable mannerisms, and proper dress. In no time at all, he'll wow your family, friends, co-workers...and YOU.  32 page booklet and 50 training cards in a great flip top gift box.
 

                           


  Party Survival Baseball Cap - $13.00  

   Perfect for bachelor's last night out, birthday boys, Spring Break, Mardi Gras, college frat party, etc.  Adjustable blue cap.

    


  X-Rated Laser Pointer Original and 2nd Edition - $6.00 ea.

   Amuse your friends or piss people off.  Original includes four interchangeable caps that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'.  Second edition says 'ASS HOLE', 'SHIT HEAD', 'I SWALLOW', and 'NICE PUSSY', Includes batteries.

   

    


  Orgasm Keychain - $6.99 ea.

   This little keychain sounds like a real woman carrying on and on in ecstasy!  It's really embarrassing and fun!  Package design may vary.

   

 


    Pussy Snorkel - $12.95  

    Don't go down without it!  It glows in the dark too.  Click on the picture to see how to use.

 

    


   Emergency First Aid Kit Vibe - $6.75 ea.    

   Vinyl case holds the cure to your most personal emergency!  4 1/2 inches takes 2 AA batteries.

 

      


  Candy Vibes - $7.15 Sale! $6.49

  Fun 5 inch vibes.  Better than any Finger (Butter Finger), Alotta Joy (Almond Joy), Crotch (Crunch Bar), Now and Again (Now and Later), 100 Orgasms ($100,000 Bar), Quicky Lay (Milky Way), Junior Mini (Junior Mints), Wonder Vibe (Wonder Bread) & Toot Z Pole (Tootsie roll).  Plastic snap pouch.  Takes 1 AA battery not included.

    


 It's A Life Saver Vibe - $5.20 Sale! $4.49

  4.5 inch massager (different and better than one shown in picture) in this fun vinyl case.  Takes 1 AA battery not included.

    


    It's A Life Saver Condoms - $3.50

    Five novelty condoms in a snap vinyl case.  Fun gag gift or a real point to get across.

 

                                


  Shit On It! - $7.00

  Seeking revenge? Try this anger relieving toilet paper.  Instructions: Locate what is pissing you off on the the toilet paper (or write in your own grievance), then wipe your ass with it.  Includes black marking pen.

 

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  Enormex Novelty Condom - $4.84  

   Giant Joke Condom fit for a bull elephant.  This is for novelty use only.

 

    


 Vibrating Sausage - $23.00 Sale $19.99  

 For the meat lover in you.  Okay, they had to eventually make one of these.  It really looks like a big wiener.  Very funny joke gift for almost any adult occasion.  Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.

 Click here for banana, cucumber & more fun vibes!

    


    Cock Keychain - $4.95 ea.

    Ask someone to squeeze your cock, after their face shows shock and before you get slapped, hold out your little cock, squeeze it and it crows!  Pussy is no longer available.

  


  Instant Cock or Pussy - $.99 ea. packet of two capsules

  2 capsules containing 'cocks' or 'pussies.'  A fun joke for almost anyone.  Just add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge roosters or kitty cats will appear.  Colors vary.

                                 


  Ménage à Trois Doll - $29.32 - Sale! $25.50  

  Imagine the look on your lover's face when you say yes to that threesome.  Make your wildest dream come true! She's fun, attractive and 100% disease free.  No Jealousy, no hang-ups.  What a great gag gift!  Realistic printed face, sexy silk-screened crotchless panties.  Stands erect, life size.  3 holes.

 


   Stick It Pads - $2.25 ea.

   50 removeable sticky notes.  Pink boobs, pink penis or the finer in yellow.

 

 

  

                              


   Weener Kleener Soap - $7.99

   Solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a 'hole' new dimension of pleasure and fun to your shower or bath.  One size fits most men.

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