They always say "Don't eat yellow
snow." Now you can. Our crunchy lemon candy is sweet and tangy.
Great for stuffing stockings, a gag gift for dog lovers or winter sport
enthusiasts. 2.5 ounce bag.
More Christmas Gag Gifts
The Tuggie -
$10.50 - Sale! $8.59
Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your cock! The original Tuggie is
perfect for warming your morning-wood, hiding your afternoon boners, and
disguising those all-day semis. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations—only the
Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary
tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish, leopard-print Tuggie
wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in
any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at
the ball game, on vacation or to the beach--it doesn't matter, you still look
and feel great
Anyone with a sense of humor would love this as a paper
weight, but for those who deserve it, like your boss, leave it
anonymously on his desk to get the message across.
More insulting pecker gifts
X-Rated Fortune Cookies - $5.25
Ask your waiter to
substitute these to shock your date or guests! Approximately 6 per box. Some
sayings may include: You are going to get lucky tonight; If you think you
feel good, wait 'till you feel me; Your lucky number today is 69-69-69; etc.
Chocolate V
Pills
Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does
for you is a different story! Gift
boxed, tied with ribbon. 3 ounces.
Requires cooler pack in warm weather. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
Crapola Chocolate Poop - $5.00
4.4 ounces, Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
Requires cooler pack in warm weather. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
See our whole line of Christmas
Crap, Santa Poop, Reindeer and Caribou Poo.
Whenever
you feel that your husband or wife is taking you for granted, use one of the
pins to put him or her back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you
want your target of revenge to do, and instantly he/she will turn back
into the same caring person who convinced you to marry him/her in
the first place. Has funny sayings, About 10" tall.
Bad Boyfriend, Bad Girlfriend, Ex
Husband, New Husband and New Wife Voodoo Dolls
Bad Boss Voodoo Doll - $13.00 - Sale! $7.99
Whenever
you feel that certain someone is taking you for granted, use one of
the pins to put that person back in line. Stick a pin into the
activity that you want them to do, and instantly you'll start
getting the respect you deserve!About 10" tall.
Bad Boyfriend, Bad Girlfriend, Ex
Husband, New Husband and New Wife Voodoo Dolls
Helping Hands Party Top -
$10.00 Sale! $9.49
Show 'em what you're holdin'! Be the top draw
and star attraction at any party bash with this top. Fun bathing top is
sure to have all eyes on you as you trust your stuff by wide-eyed on-lookers!
Adjustable straps for comfortable one size fits all, snug fit. See thru
plastic straps give the 'hands on' look that will have your friends wondering
how it stays on!
Blow Job Bib - $3.00
A fun way to dress up
the party person when they blow out the birthday candles on their cake.
Keeps cake frosting and spilled drinks off of clothing too. Great to keep
on hand for discreet office affairs, quickie in the car, a funny gift for
someone going on a job interview . . . the gift ideas are limitless!
Blow Job Kit - $6.50
The Blow Job Kit is a hilarious
fifties-style package that will effortlessly take the mess out of pleasuring
your loved one. Equipped with everything you need, you'll be ready for
anything! "Giving head used to be such a messy chore until I discovered
the Blow Job Kit!" The Blow Job Kit includes gloves, an apron, oversleeves
and a hairnet making sure you can keep clean and jizz free!
Boyfriend Training Flash Cards - $14.95
Not all boyfriends come
dating-ready--so give your guy a little basic training with these humorous flash
cards! They make it so easy to teach him those all-important relationship
dos-and-don'ts: on one side's an icon that captures the card's subject, and on
the other is advice on how to handle the problem. And they cover the essentials
in a way he'll instantly grasp, from putting the toilet seat down to opening
doors to (gasp!) handing over the remote control. Give him guidance on what's
appropriate conversation (telling you how great you look, for example),
acceptable mannerisms, and proper dress. In no time at all, he'll wow your
family, friends, co-workers...and YOU. 32 page booklet and 50 training
cards in a great flip top gift box.
Party Survival Baseball Cap -
$13.00
Perfect for bachelor's last night out, birthday boys, Spring Break, Mardi Gras,
college frat party, etc. Adjustable blue cap.
X-Rated Laser Pointer Original - $7.15
ea.
Amuse your friends or piss people off. Original includes four interchangeable caps
that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'. Includes
batteries.
Giant Joke Condom
fit for a bull elephant. This is for
novelty use only. Package design may vary.
Instant Cock or Pussy - $.99 ea. packet of two
capsules
2 capsules containing 'cocks' or 'pussies.' A fun joke for almost anyone. Just
add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge roosters or kitty
cats will appear.
Colors vary.
Stick It™
Pads - $1.99 ea.
50 removeable sticky notes. Pink boobs,
pink penis or the finer in yellow.
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