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Happy Divorce Chocolate Bar - $8.50
A huge piece of chocolate to make anyone smile during the worst of times.
Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon, 6 ounces. Requires cooler pack
during warm months.
Bandaged Heart Lollipop - $2.50
A nice chocolate gift to anyone who is recovering from a
broken heart. Poly bag, tied with ribbon, 1 oz. Requires cooler pack
during warm months.
Bad Girlfriend Voodoo Doll - $13.00 - Sale! $10.00 Sayings
on front side of doll: Don’t use the “headache” excuse, Quit bitching, Show me
you love me, Stop nagging, Don’t criticize my friends, Get me a beer, Go to the
mall by yourself, Let’s have sex, Let’s have sex again, Stop spending money,
Let’s have fast food for dinner, Sex is over so you can go home now, Wear only
high heels to bed. Sayings on the back of doll: Don’t think about other
men, Don’t call me 10 times a day, Scratch my back, Don’t pester me on poker
night, Give me a “thorough” massage, Help me work on the car, Pop my back
pimples, Let’s go to an action movie, Let’s do it doggie-style, Stop eating like
you’ll never be single again, rub my stinky feet, Don’t kick my friends out.
Inflatable Wife - $15.00 Sale!
$13.25
Cute blond with bikini top and boy short bottoms. She never complains,
wont empty your bank account, loves TV sports, won't make you go shopping and
won't tell you to take out the trash. About 3 feet tall, no holes.
More Inflatable Wife and
Perfect Date blow up dolls here!
Black Long Stem Chocolate Rose
Wrapped in black foil atop a long
stem with silk leaves. -
.75 ounces
Three Milk Chocolate Cigars - $7.50
These look incredibly real, perfect for any celebration.
3 ounces Kosher D - Gift boxed, tied
with stretch ribbon as shown. No wholesale
Box of 12 Milk Chocolate Cigars - $29.50
These look incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 12 ounces
Kosher D - Boxed as shown, no ribbon.
No wholesale
Gold Foil Milk Chocolate Cigars
Solid milk chocolate
molded 3/4 oz. cigars, wrapped in gold foil with the traditional band printed
around the cigar. Full case arrives in 8 wood-like gift boxes containing 2 layers of
12 cigars each. Also available in box of 24. A sweet way to celebrate any occasion without the smoke ---
masculine or feminine, Fathers Day, Anniversary, baby, Boss's Day, everyday,
thank you, wedding desert tables, teacher, graduation, Sweetest Day.
Party Survival Baseball Cap -
$13.00
Perfect for bachelor's last night out, birthday boys, Spring Break, break ups, Mardi Gras,
college frat party, etc. Just remove the middle button if it's not a
bachelor party. Adjustable blue cap.
Hanging Party Shots - $2.50 ea.
Fun shot glasses for almost any
occasion. Pink from top line says: Hell Yes, Maybe, No. Blue
says: Married, Divorced, Single. Yellow says, Back Door, Front Door,
Oral. Plastic with black neck cord.
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - Things have been NUTTY . . .
Inside - Marriage
wasn't what it was cracked up to be. Congratulations on your divorce.
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - Heard about your divorce
Inside - No wonder they threw minute rice at
your wedding
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