Just Divorced Gifts, Divorce Gifts, Divorce T-shirt, Divorce Party, Divorce Chocolates

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Happy Divorce Chocolate Bar - $8.50

A huge piece of chocolate to make anyone smile during the worst of times. Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon, 6 ounces. Requires cooler pack during warm months.

Alimony Checks to Her from Him - $5.00

Pre Written alimony checks with three sayings. Checks are made out to: Pay to the of Lying Selfish Whore, Cold Heartless Bitch and Cause of All My Pain in the amount of Every Last Friggin' Cent! There are about 24 checks in each pack. Just date and sign, pre-ass wiped at no extra cost, saves lots of time!

Ex Wife Voodoo Doll - ~~$13.00~~ - Sale! $7.99

Front of the doll: Screw your prenup!, Send my alimony, You take the kids, Give me more money, I want ALL!...not half, You pay the mortgage, Quit showing up to PTA meetings drunk!, Get your clothes off the lawn!, Admit you're wrong, stop lying about your affairs!, You pay all the legal fees, Get out of the house!, I get the car. Back of the doll: I want the child support, Quit hiding assets, Leave me alone, Stop yelling at me, No visitation rights, You're paying the medical bills, You will be alone and never love again, You pay off the credit cards, Stop your lawyer from calling me, Give me back your ring, Pay off those back taxes, I get the house. Includes: one voodoo doll with 25 and 10 pins

New Wife Voodoo Doll - ~~$13.00~~ - Sale! $7.99

Whenever you feel your new wife is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put her back in line. Once the pin is inserted she will return to the same caring woman you married. Has funny saying like, "Take the damn trash out yourself," "Stop Nagging" and "Give me a B.J." About 10" tall.

Bad Girlfriend Voodoo Doll - ~~$13.00~~ - Sale! $10.00

Sayings on front side of doll: Don’t use the “headache” excuse, Quit bitching, Show me you love me, Stop nagging, Don’t criticize my friends, Get me a beer, Go to the mall by yourself, Let’s have sex, Let’s have sex again, Stop spending money, Let’s have fast food for dinner, Sex is over so you can go home now, Wear only high heels to bed. Sayings on the back of doll: Don’t think about other men, Don’t call me 10 times a day, Scratch my back, Don’t pester me on poker night, Give me a “thorough” massage, Help me work on the car, Pop my back pimples, Let’s go to an action movie, Let’s do it doggie-style, Stop eating like you’ll never be single again, rub my stinky feet, Don’t kick my friends out.

Inflatable Wife - ~~$15.00~~ Sale! $13.25

Cute blond with bikini top and boy short bottoms. She never complains, wont empty your bank account, loves TV sports, won't make you go shopping and won't tell you to take out the trash. About 3 feet tall, no holes.

Grow A Lover - $2.00 ea.

Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up to 600% it's diminutive start up size.

Black Long Stem Rose

Wrapped in black foil atop a long stem with silk leaves. - .75 ounces

Three Milk Chocolate Cigars - $7.00

These look incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 3 ounces Kosher D - Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon as shown.

Box of 12 Milk Chocolate Cigars - $29.50

These look incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 12 ounces Kosher D - Boxed as shown, no ribbon.

Gold Foil Milk Chocolate Cigars

Solid milk chocolate molded 3/4 oz. cigars, wrapped in gold foil with the traditional band printed around the cigar. Full case arrives in 8 wood-like gift boxes containing 2 layers of 12 cigars each. Also available in box of 24. A sweet way to celebrate any occasion without the smoke --- masculine or feminine, Fathers Day, Anniversary, baby, Boss's Day, everyday, thank you, wedding desert tables, teacher, graduation, Sweetest Day.

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Party Survival Baseball Cap - $13.00

Perfect for bachelor's last night out, birthday boys, Spring Break, break ups, Mardi Gras, college frat party, etc. Just remove the middle button if it's not a bachelor party. Adjustable blue cap.

Orgasm Keychain - ~~$8.00~~ Sale! $6.99 ea.

This little keychain sounds like a real woman carrying on and on in ecstasy! It's really embarrassing and fun!

Hanging Party Shots - $2.50 ea.

Fun shot glasses for almost any occasion. Pink from top line says: Hell Yes, Maybe, No. Blue says: Married, Divorced, Single. Yellow says, Back Door, Front Door, Oral. Plastic with black neck cord.