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Naughty Valentine Greeting Cards

Adult Valentine Gifts

Click here for St. Pats, Easter, etc.    X-Rated Christmas Cards

We can send your card as a gift, just write your message in the blank provided on the order form and the recipient's address.  Cards are sold all year long.

Up to 12 cards only will ship 6.95 Priority mail, shipping cost will be changed after you place your order.

Click on pictures for detail.. All cards have white envelopes included.

Valentine's Day ♥

 10 Valentine Cards - $4.99

   10 X-rated valentine cards with white envelopes.  Leave these little notes all over the house on Valentine's day or any day!  Click on picture for card messages.  3.5 x 4.5 tear apart.

                            Out of Stock


  Valentine Stickers - $4.50

   Four sheets with 27 hearts with x-rated sayings on each sheet.  Fun for any time of the year.  Stick them on your body, on greeting cards, your lover's rear-view mirror - Get creative and nasty!

Out of Stock


  Outside:  Stop undressing me with your eyes!!!

  Inside:  Use your hands!!! Happy Valentine's Day.

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  (as pictured)

  Inside:  I've got a HEART-ON for you!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Valentine I heard you've been naughty . . .

  Inside:  . . . I like that in a person.  Happy Valentine's Day

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  This Valentine's NO GIFTS . . .

  Inside:  . . . And if you consider yourself Screwed, I'll be happy to oblige.

  5 x 7"

 

                                $2.95


  Outside:  Don't think of this as one of those x-rated valentine cards . . .

  Inside:  Think of it as foreplay.

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Dear Sexy Valentine!

  Inside:  I Love You!    (Note:  Look carefully at the L in Love, it's a penis.)

  5 x 7 

  $2.95


  Outside:  Warning:  CHOKING HAZARD   Large parts. Not for children under 18 years of age.

  Inside:  Let's celebrate it "BIG" Valentine!

  5 x 7 

                              $2.95


  Outside:  Some Valentine's Day dates really SUCK!

  Inside:  . . . if you're lucky!

  5 x 7 

  $2.95


  Outside:  This Valentine's Day, don't let me eat my heart out . . .

  Inside:  I'm wearing edible panties.  You do it for me!

  5 x 7 

  $2.95


  Outside:  Let's Celebrate Valentine's Day!

  Inside:  Your Bed or Mine?

  5 x 7 

  $2.95


  Outside:  Roses are red, violets are blue . . .

  Inside:  Whipped cream is sweet when I lick it from you!  Happy Valentine's Day!

  5 x 7 

  $2.95


  Outside:  For Valentine's Day I'd like to wear something tasteful . . .

  Inside:  As shown

  5 x 7

  $2.95


  Outside:  As shown

  Inside:  Did I ever tell you I have a crush on  you?

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Picture us . . . Celebrating Valentine's Day . . . Romantic, Sexy, Erotic . . .

  Inside:  Now, Picture REALITY!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Valentine

  Inside:  Tonight let's make believe it's the first time.

  5 x 7

  $2.95

  Outside:  (him) I know how much you like chocolate.  (her) I love anything with nuts!

  Inside:  May you get your fill this Valentine's Day!

  5 x 7

  $2.95

  Outside:  Lyle always gives Elen something chocolate on Valentine's Day!

  Inside:  He knows she's a sucker for chocolate!

  5 x 7

  $2.95

  Outside:  Cleo loves sex and chocolate, so Ed always gives her the same thing on Valentine's Day

  Inside:  chocolate covered nuts!

  5 x 7

  $2.95

   Outside:  Dear Valentine,

  Inside:  I've been thinking about you!

  5 x 7

  $2.95


  Outside:  What will we do on Valentine's Day?

  Inside:  Let's just see what comes up.

  5 x 7

  $2.95


  Outside:  What will we do on Valentine's Day?

  Inside:  Let's see what comes up.

  5 x 7

  $2.95


  Outside:  It's Valentine's Day and I want to say those three little words to you!

  Inside:  Do Me First!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  I knew you were the one for me when you uttered those 3 little words . . .

  Inside:  "Let's get naked!"  Happy Valentine's Day

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Honey, I think it's about time I said those three little words . . .

  Inside:  Let's get naked!  Happy Valentine's Day

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Let's Celebrate Valentine's Day . . .

  Inside:  Your Bed Or Mine?

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  I'm Getting Naked . . .

  Inside:  . . . just so I can give you a BARE hug for Valentine's Day.

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Valentine, I have three words for you . . .

  Inside:  BED!  NAKED!  NOW!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Valentine, inside this card are three words that best describe how I think of you . . .

  Inside:  All The Time!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Dominated, Violated and Fondled . . .

  Inside:  How do you like your Valentine's present so far?

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  It must be Valentine's day because I have a song in my heart, a lump in my throat and . . .

  Inside:  . . . A bulge in my pants.  Happy Valentine's Day!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Guy says, 'Cool, Boxers!'  Girl says, 'Put 'em on!  Put 'em on!!

  Inside:  Take 'em off!  Take 'em off!!  Happy Valentine's Day!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Sure, it's Valentine's Day, sure I'm gonna eat chocolates, sure I'm gonna have great sex!

  Inside: Sure hope you can be there!  Happy Valentine's Day!!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Hey!  It's Valentine's Day!

  Inside:  And . . . I Must Have You!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  Hey!  It's Valentine's Day!

  Inside:  And . . . A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  Aah, Yes. . .     Happy Valentine's Day!

  Inset:  Old Lady: "Aah Yes! Young Love!"   Woman: "Lubed?"  Man: "Ribbed?"

  Inside:  Your condom or mine?     5 x 7"  (Includes colorful condom)

  $2.95


  Outside:  Love You

  Inside:  Lock me up Valentine, I am all yours!

  5 x 7"

                              $2.95


  Outside:  Whips & Kisses

  Inside:  from your loyal Sex Slave!

  5 x 7"

 

 

    $2.95 ea.


  Outside:  On Valentine's Day LOVE is in the air!  Remember . . .

  Inside:  . . . always play it safe!  (Includes a colored condom)

  5 x 7"

  $3.25


  Outside:  Happy Valentine's Day to the love of my life!  For you I would . . . climb the tallest mountain . . . swim the deepest ocean . . . battle a raging inferno!

  Inside:  . . . and I might even take you out for dinner tonight if it doesn't rain.

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  If you're expecting a Valentine's Day card with a lot of cutesy-pie, lovey-dovey, mushy talk, you've got another thing coming . . .

  Inside:  . . . my little sweet potato, angel cake, kissy lips . . .

  5 x 7"

  $2.39


Naughty Greeting Card  Outside:  Available tonight . . .

  Inside:  Limited Time Offer!  Get it while you can.

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Okay, maybe I'm not as young and pretty as I used to be.

  Inside:  But I still suck a really mean dick!!!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


   Jumbo Dicky Switch Plate Cover/Card - $3.95

  

 

   5 x 7" 

                               


 Worlds Greatest Lover Diploma for Her - $4.20

  This diploma certifies that ___________ , has successfully completed the necessary relationship requirements in the areas of sexuality, communications, understanding, tolerance, patience and love, and is thus, awarded the diploma of Greatest Lover.  In witness whereof, I bestow upon her the honorable title of Ideal Woman/Man, by virtue of which she/he is granted membership in the very select Greatest Lovers Club. ____________ (Satisfied lover)  stamped with metallic 'Greatest Lovers Club.' 

                           


  Valentine Balloons - $4.00

   Eight 11" latex heart shaped balloons.  Two each of:  Be My Fucking Valentine!; Make Love to Me!; Let's Fuck; Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!

 


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