Adult Candy, X Rated Candy, Tit Tax, Dick Tax, Dirty Conversation Hearts, gummy dicks, gummy bobs

Perfect for piñatas, stocking stuffers, swingers' parties or just because you couldn't resist. A big gift bag tied with ribbon may contain depending on what kind of mix you select: Edible flavored lube, chocolate body sauce, flavored condoms, assorted female and male gummy and hard candy lollipops, AmuseMints with naughty messages and related fun candy with plays on titles such as: Big Hunk, Blow Pops, Now and Later, bubble gum & candy cigarettes, Licorice Pipes, candy lipstick, coconut Long Boys, Good n' Plenty, Cherry Heads, Red Hots, Hot Tamales, Slap Sticks, Bit-o-Honey, Atomic Fire Balls, Wax Lips, Sugar Daddy, gummy lips, Sweet Tarts, Slo Poke, gummy cock ring, etc. Choose for a mixed adult party or just for guys, gals, gay guys or lesbians. Approx. 1 pound, 12 oz.

Lover Girl made of the right stuff – sugar and spice, and chocolate too! She won’t nag or make you go shopping. She has luscious lips, but doesn’t talk much. She has sweet curves and wears edible panties. Chocolate Lover Girl goes down easy. She’s fun to have around, but even more fun to get rid of. Your friends will eat their hearts out while you eat your Chocolate Lover Girl. Lover Boy is a man made of the right stuff – delicious, semi-sweet dark chocolate, that is. He'll fulfill your every need. He’s sweet. He’ll stand by you and won’t cheat on you. He's fun to have around, but even more fun to get rid of. But don’t worry. If you wake up and find that Chocolate Lover Boy is gone, we have plenty more where he came from! Both are shaped to look just like the characters on the gift package, very detailed, 4 oz. Only in dark chocolate.

Penis and boob shaped white peppermints packaged in this cute 6.35 oz tin. There are a lot of mints in this, so pass it around for everyone at all your dinner parties. Fun to decorate chocolates with too.

Hilarious phrases on these candy hearts. Just like the little boxed Valentine candy you've come to know and love, but a little bit bigger and a lot nastier! Available in 100 piece box or 6 pack individual assortment. 3.1 g ea.

Mini Heart Tin Filled with Risqué Valentine Hearts - $5.00

4 ounces of Assorted Colored Larger Heart Candies with Risqué Messages! Tin design varies.

X-Rated or Risqué Valentine Tart Hearts - $4.98 ea.

3 ounces of assorted colored larger sweet tart heart candies with X-Rated or Risqué messages!

X-rated is low in stock, we'll substitute risqué if we run out.

X Rated Candy - ~~$4.25~~ Sale! $3.25 ea.

Fun and tangy candy with X-rated messages. We like these better than Heart Breakers below because they taste like Spree candy and the packaging is really cute. 2.25 oz.

Heart Breakers X Rated Adult Party Candy - $3.25 ea.

Heart shaped mint candies in multi-colors with X-rated messages. 2.25 oz.

X Rated Birthday Candy - ~~$4.25~~ Sale! $3.25 ea.

An X-rated party in every box. Tangy fruit candy. 2.25 oz.

More Adult Birthday Party items.

Happy Fucking Birthday Mints

Each one says 'Happy Fucking Birthday!' Enclosed is a tasty white peppermint. 3.1 grams ea. More Matching Adult Birthday Party items.

Fuck You, You Fuckin' Fuck! Amusemints

An insult with something sweet inside is like yin and yang, you can't lose. Cute little packet with the 'finger' and 'Fuck You You Fuckin' Fuck!' written in it. White peppermint inside. 3.1 grams ea.

Naughty Amusemints

R-rated messages like: Cute Ass, Lick Me, Eat Me, Nice Boobs, I'm Horny!, etc. Each package contains a 3.1 g yummy white peppermint

X-Rated Amusemints

Really nasty messages like: Lick My Pussy, Let's Fuck, Suck My Cock, etc. Each package contains a 3.1 g yummy white peppermint

Amazing After Sex Amusemints

Individually wrapped mints with 'Amazing After Sex Mint' printed on each pack. Better than a cigarette! Fun to use for a cool and minty blow job. Each package contains a 3.1 g yummy white peppermint

Love Mints - $2.86 ea.

Heart shaped cinnamon candies. Sugar free. Pretty .6 oz tin.

Chocolate Naughties - $2.99 ea.

Chocolate Naughties have colorful candy coated shells with milk chocolate inside and little booby or penis imprints on them. Flip cap tops come in pink, blue and yellow in the shapes of a penis or booby, let us choose for you.

Naughty Photo Pops - $6.25 for two

These sweet treats have an edible photo inside the lollipop. There are many styles, choose from the drop down menu which theme would be suitable for you or your gift recipient. Available in sets of two or the whole display of 12. Lollies are about 1.75 inches across. Click on photo to see what some of the photos and sayings are.

Eat Me or Let's Fuck Candy Bouquets - $4.50 ea.

You'll fall in love with these little candy flower bouquets! A red heart that says Let's Fuck is amidst little red roses. Eat Me or Let's Fuck heart-shaped sucker amidst assorted colors and flavors of sweet tulips. 50 grams each bouquet of 7 little lollipops.

Let's Fuck Lollies - $2.75 ea.

Cute heart shaped lollies printed with Let's Fuck. Surely this will get your message across. About 3 inches wide. Just like the printed lollies you liked as a kid, smells yummy and tastes fruity. 50 gms.

Fuck You Lollies - $2.75 ea.

Fruity and sweet with a not-so-sweet message. Talk about mixed messages! About 3 inches wide. Just like the printed lollies you liked as a kid. 50 gms.

Eat Me & I'm Horny Lollies - $2.75 ea.

Fruity cherry flavor with a very tempting messages. About 2 inches wide. Just like the printed lollies you liked as a kid. 43 gms.

Herbal Aphrodisiac Sex Chocolates - $1.30 for 2 pcs.

Gourmet chocolate around an herbal center. Take your sex to the next level for tonight, now or anytime. Better than a battery pack, this will keep you thumpin' like bunnies all night long. The aphrodisiac herbal cocktail gives you just what you need for maximum enjoyment. .33 oz each, individually wrapped. Requires a cooler pack for destinations 73 degrees or higher.

Chocolate Oysters (Chocolate Aphrodisiacs)

5 ounce box, tied with ribbon. Requires cooler pack in summer months. Chocolates shaped like little oyster shells. (no aphrodisiac qualities)

  Solid Colors - $6.55

  Marbled Colors - $7.00

  Pearl/Gold Dusted - $7.00

Popping Climax Candy - $2.50 ea.

Unique popping and cracking experience for use during oral sex. Fun to use while kissing or sprinkle on the body and lick off. Fun and fruity flavor. Choose from pink with woman on packet or blue with guy on packet. Please note, it is unwise to use products such as this which contains sugar in the vagina.

Guy is out of stock

Joy Pop Vagina or Penis - $1.90 ea.

Assorted flavors of a delicious sweet crunchy candy penis or vagina on a stick. Let us choose for you. 2 oz ea.

Tit or Dick Tarts - ~~$3.45~~ Sale! $3.30 ea.

Formerly called Dick and Tit Tax. Seven flavors to choose from. 20 gram box. If your first choice is not available, we will substitute a similar flavor.

X-Rated Fun Gum - $2.99

Package of 6 assorted erotic captions and sexy positions on colorful fruit flavored gum balls. Individually packaged.

X-Rated Pasta - $6.49

Boob pasta and penis pasta in one box! Cook them aldente - firm, but tender! 10 ounces

Italian Penis or Booby Pasta - $6.99 ea.

Boob and penis shaped pasta! Made with 100% finest durum wheat and made in Italy. Cook them aldente - firm, but tender! 8.8 oz. Box design may vary.

Blue Pills

Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does for you is a different story! Gift boxed, tied with ribbon. 2.5 oz. Requires cooler pack in summer months. No Wholesale

Adult Cookies - $6.25 ea.

Yummy crunchy cookies with sweet icing in sexy shapes! Approximately 6 pcs, 3.8 oz.

X-Rated Fortune Cookies - $4.99

Ask your waiter to substitute these to shock your date or guests! Approximately 6 per box. Some sayings may include: You are going to get lucky tonight; If you think you feel good, wait 'till you feel me; Your lucky number today is 69-69-69; etc.

Candy Nipple Tassels - $5.95

The perfect erotic treat! You'll feel very sexy wearing these and you'll be sure to entice your lover with these sweet tassels. Two tassels include adhesive. 2.1 oz. Click here for matching undies, etc

Candy Cuffs - $5.95

Your captive is not going to want to escape from these candy bonds unless you eat your way through to release her. Have fun nibbling at his wrists. Click here for matching undies, etc

Gummy Handcuffs - $5.95 ea.

These yummy fruit-flavored gummy handcuffs are sure to hold your sweet tooth prisoner. That's okay, just munch your way to escape! 2.22 oz. each, flavors vary, but they're usually strawberry. Click here for our chocolate handcuffs.

Sugar Free Gummy Cock Ring - $3.00 ea.

1.5 ounces each, assorted fruit flavors, let us choose for you - the more you order, the wider variety you get. Stretchy, fits anyone, safe for use near/in vagina since it's sugar free.

Vibrating Sugar Free Gummy Dong - $13.99 ea.

Sugarfree candies are safe to use vaginally, so have fun with this unique toy! 6.5 ounces each, assorted fruit flavors. Requires 1 AA battery. If your first choice is not in stock, we will substitute. Click Here for Gummy Undies!