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  Jingle Jugs - $23.00 - Sale! $18.99

  Life sized Jingle Jugs™ make a perfect gag gift. They're a must have in the game room or in the bar. Put 'em in your home office or garage and liven up your workspace. Put a new top on 'em to match the season or your favorite team. Mount 'em next to your trophies in the game room - after all, it's the "Trophy Rack You've Always Wanted!" Leave 'em on "Motion Detect Mode" and startle visitors when they jiggle and dance or push a button to activate. The opportunities for laughter and fun are endless with Jingle Jugs!  Display them proudly on the included easel or mount it on your wall.  Manufactured with high quality components. Operates on 4 "D" batteries or the included AC Adapter.  Plays the hit song "Titties and Beer" by Rodney Carrington.  Shipping surcharge to the east coast/Midwest.

 

                          


  New Wife Voodoo Doll - $11.00 - Sale! $7.99

  Whenever you feel your new wife is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put her back in line. Once the pin is inserted she will return to the same caring woman you married.  Has funny saying like, "Take the damn trash out yourself," "Stop Nagging" and " Give me a B.J."
 

 

 


   Grow A Girlfriend - $1.99 ea.

   Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up to 600% it's diminutive start up size.

 

 


   Grow Your Own Boobies - $3.00

   Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up to 600% it's diminutive start up size.  Don't let little boobies get you down!  Now you can have the boobies you've always dreamed of!  No surgery necessary!  Add to a greeting card, gift bag or have your own fascinating fun.

 

 


   Beaver Cuts - $5.99

   Outrageous drawing game includes a magnetic 'pen' to sahpe the metallic, hair-like particles into just about any design they like.  Lots of fun for bachelor parties, birthdays and also to include in invitations, greeting cards or gift bags.  Fun for guys and girls.

 

 


  Instant Pussy - $.99 packet of two

  2 capsules containing 'pussies.'  A fun joke for almost anyone.  Just add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge kitties will appear.  Colors vary.

                                


  Booby Whistle - $4.25

  Take it to the game, bachelor party, poker night or just an obnoxious night out with the guys.  Signal that the action is ready to begin.  Hard plastic with hang cord.

 

 


   A Real Handful Booby Pen - $3.50 - Sale! $2.99 ea.

   Soft booby with groping hand on top of writing pen.

   More Female Pens

 

 


   Light Up Boobie Pen - $3.50 ea.

   Just press to write and it lights up.

 

                             


   Female Click & Strip Pen - $3.75 ea.

   Classic pens.  Let us choose a color for you.

 

                                - One pen


Female Stripper Pen - $3.50 ea.

   Tip and strip this cutie and she'll strip for ya!  Let us choose colors for you.  End of pen twists to expose pen.  Gal is a blond, there is no longer an assortment of different women.  These are not genuine Floaty pens. Click here for Floaties.

 

                    


Bottoms Up Golf Tees.jpg (32112 bytes)   Bottoms Up Golf Tees - $4.25 set

   Guarantees to keep your head down!  3 tees per pack. 

  Click Here for Lots More X-Rated Tees, Head Cover, Exploding Balls with Surprises, Golf Gag Gifts & Chocolates

  

                           


   Hopping Boobies - $3.49

   Wind it up and watch her dance.  Have a race with a bunch.  Package design may vary.

 

 


   Jolly Jumping Pussie - $3.09

   Wind it up and watch her dance.  Have a race with a bunch.  Package design may vary.

 

 


   Bust Meter - $4.25

   How does she 'measure' up?  Funny keychain for your favorite contractor, handyman, carpenter or boob lover.

 

 


   Bikini Stripper - $3.99

   Push on her head and she drops her top and bikini bottoms.  Let us choose bikini color for you.  About 3.5" tall.

 

 


  X-Rated Laser Pointer - $6.79

   Amuse your friends or piss people off.  Includes four interchangeable caps that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'.  Second edition says 'ASS HOLE', 'SHIT HEAD', 'I SWALLOW', and 'NICE PUSSY', Includes batteries.

   

    


  Orgasm Keychain - $8.00 Sale! $6.99 ea.

   This little keychain sounds like a real woman carrying on and on in ecstasy!  It's really embarrassing and fun!  Package design may vary.

   

 


   X Rated Mini Camera - $3.49

   14 pictures of sweet and nasty naked ladies!

 


   Boob Clip Card Holder - $5.75

   Add a little something to your next seating occasion or use on your desk to hold a reminder note, business card or someone's picture.  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

 

                            


   Boobie Pencil Sharpener - $2.99

   How does she 'measure' up?  Funny keychain for your favorite contractor, handyman, carpenter or boob lover.

 

                           


  Booby Pencil Toppers - $.80 set of 3

   Handwriting might be preferred to typing if you put one on your pencil!

 

  

 


  Colorful Booby Pencil Toppers - $.45 set of 2

   A little bigger and a little more fun than the flesh colored ones above.

  

                             


  Boobs Stick It Pad - $1.99

   50 removeable sticky notes.  Pink, shaped just like boobs.

  

 


LollipopCondoms.jpg (34725 bytes)    Novelty Condom Lollipops - $1.75 ea.

    High quality lubricated condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.

 

  


KameleonLollies.jpg (52656 bytes)    Kameleon Condom Lollipops - $1.85 ea.

    High quality lubricated condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.

 

  


    Emergency Condom - $2.50 ea.

    In case of emergency, break glass!  Well, we don't recommend breaking the glass tube to get this novelty condom out, but it's the idea that makes it so funny.  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

 

                              


    Emergency Condom Keychain - $2.50 ea.

    High quality lubed condom encased in acrylic on a keychain for those "certain" emergencies one may have!  Assorted colors, let us choose for you.

  


   Enormex Condom - $4.25

   Giant joke condom fit for a bull elephant. This is for novelty use only.  Package design may vary

 

  


   Goddess Candle - $26.99 Sale! $13.99

   Beautiful torso of a woman.  Unscented, 10.5".  Flat rate shipping of 9.95 to the East coast Midwest if purchased alone, slight shipping surcharge will be added if included with other purchases because she is very heavy.

 

  


   Booby Soap - $4.25

   Lightly scented French milled soap.  2 x 2.25"

 

  


    Pussy Soap on a Rope - $14.75

    Very lifelike and life-sized, have fun during your next shower.

  


  Booby Super Soothers - $1.99 ea.

   Suck on one for erotic relief!

   

     Single

     Save!  1 dozen for $23.00


  Boobie Phoney Face - $3.75

  Put on a happy face.

 

 

 


   Female Sexy Toilet Paper - $5.25

   Great for your next adult party or just as a gag gift!

 

 

  


    Glow in the Dark Pussy Snorkel - $12.95

    Don't go down without it!  Click on the picture to see how to use.

 

  


   Leg Garter - $2.99

   Have fun giving out to ladies or have them do favors to earn one (like Mardi Gras beads).  Contrasting color bow appliqué.  Choose from several colors.  If we're out of stock in what you select, we'll substitute it with next closest color.  One size.

    


Guys, don't forget to buy the ladies at the bars or clubs fun things as prizes if you got them to or want them to do crazy things for you.  Click here for little gifts that will be appreciated!

Boobie Cake Pans, Cookie Cutters & Candles

Mugs, Shot Glasses, Straws & Ice Cubes & Tableware

Gummy Boobs, Tit Tax, Peppermint Nipples, Pasta Boobs, Booby Cookies, Gummy Pussies & Butts

Games, Pin the Boobs on the Babe, X-Rated Playing Cards

Inflatable Love Babes

Gift Bags, Wrapping Paper & Cards

Don't forget the Erotic Chocolates & Lollipops!  Click Here

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