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New Wife Voodoo Doll - $13.00 - Sale! $10.00 Whenever you feel your new wife is taking you for
granted, use one of the pins to put her back in line. Once the pin is inserted
she will return to the same caring woman you married. Has funny saying
like, "Take the damn trash out yourself," "Stop Nagging" and " Give me a B.J."
Grow A Girlfriend - $2.00 ea.
Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up
to 600% it's diminutive start up size.
Grow Your Own Boobies - $3.00
Just drop in a glass of water and your new companion grows up
to 600% it's diminutive start up size. Don't let little boobies get you
down! Now you can have the boobies you've always dreamed of!
No surgery necessary! Add to a greeting card, gift bag or have
your own fascinating fun.
Beaver Cuts - $5.99
Outrageous drawing game includes a
magnetic 'pen' to sahpe the metallic, hair-like particles into just
about any design they like. Lots of fun for bachelor parties,
birthdays and also to include in invitations, greeting cards or gift
bags. Fun for guys and girls.
Instant Pussy - $.99 packet of two
2 capsules containing 'pussies.' A fun joke for almost anyone. Just
add to hot water and to the recipient's surprise, two sponge kitties will appear.
Colors vary.
Booby Whistle - $2.99
Take it to the game, bachelor
party, poker night or just an obnoxious night out with the guys. Signal
that the action is ready to begin. Hard plastic with hang cord.
A Real Handful Booby Pen -
$3.15 ea.
Soft booby with groping hand on top of
writing pen.
More Female Pens
Light Up Boobie Pen -
$3.50 ea.
Just press to write and it lights up.
Female Click & Strip Pen - $2.75 ea.
Classic pens. Let us choose
a color for you.
Female Stripper Pen - $3.50 ea.
Tip
and strip this cutie and she'll strip for ya! Let us choose colors for you. End of pen twists to expose pen, click tops are
no longer available. Gal is a blond, there is no longer an assortment of
different women. We no longer carry this discontinued style in the Floaty brand.
More pens
Bottoms Up Golf Tees - $3.50 set
Guarantees to keep your head down! 3 tees per pack.
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X-Rated
Tees, Head
Cover, Exploding Balls with Surprises,
Golf Gag Gifts & Chocolates
Hopping Boobies - $3.00
Wind it up and watch her dance.
Have a race with a bunch. Package design may vary.
Jolly Jumping Pussie - $2.95
Wind it up and watch her dance.
Have a race with a bunch. Package design may vary.
Bust Meter - $3.99
How does
she 'measure' up? Funny keychain for your favorite contractor,
handyman, carpenter or boob lover.
Bikini Stripper - $4.00
Push on her head and she drops her top and
bikini bottoms. Let us choose bikini color for you. About
3.5" tall.
X-Rated Laser Pointer - $6.00
Amuse your friends or piss people off. Includes four interchangeable caps
that say 'FUCK OFF', 'BIG DICK', NICE ASS' and 'NICE TITS'. Second edition
says 'ASS HOLE', 'SHIT HEAD', 'I SWALLOW', and 'NICE PUSSY', Includes
batteries.
Orgasm Keychain - $6.99 ea.
This little keychain sounds like a real woman carrying on and on in ecstasy!
It's really embarrassing and fun! Package design may vary.
X Rated Mini Camera - $3.25
14 pictures of
sweet and nasty naked ladies!
Boob Card Holder - $4.98
Add a
little something to your next seating occasion or use on your desk to
hold a reminder note, business card or someone's picture. Assorted
colors, let us choose for you.
Boobie Pencil Sharpener - $2.99
How does
she 'measure' up? Funny keychain for your favorite contractor,
handyman, carpenter or boob lover.
Booby Pencil Toppers - $.80 set of 3
Handwriting might be preferred to typing if you put one on your pencil!
Colorful Booby Pencil Toppers - $.45 set of 2
A little bigger and a little more fun than the flesh colored ones above.
Boobs Stick It™
Pad - $2.25
50 removeable sticky notes. Pink,
shaped just like boobs.
Booby Prize - $4.95
For a real "boob" or a bachelor celebrating his last night of freedom!
Novelty Condom Lollipops - $1.50 ea.
High quality lubricated
condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for
you.
Kameleon Condom Lollipops - $1.55 ea.
High quality lubricated
condoms in assorted colors, let us choose for you.
Emergency Condom - $2.50 ea.
In case
of emergency, break glass! Well, we don't recommend breaking the
glass tube to get this novelty condom out, but it's the idea that makes
it so funny. Assorted colors, let us choose
for you.
Emergency Condom Keychain - $2.50 ea.
High
quality lubed condom encased in acrylic on a keychain for those
"certain" emergencies one may have! Assorted colors, let us choose
for you.
Enormex Condom - $4.25
Giant joke condom fit for a bull
elephant. This is for
novelty use only. Package design may vary
 Pussy
Candle - $4.95
Unscented,
5".
Color may be substituted, design may vary slightly.
 Goddess
Candle - $26.99 Sale! $13.99
Beautiful torso of a
woman. Unscented, 10.5".
Flat rate shipping of 9.95 to the
East coast Midwest if purchased alone, slight shipping surcharge will be
added if included with other purchases because she is very heavy.
 Booby Soap - $3.99
Lightly scented French milled soap. 2 x 2.25"
Pussy Soap on a Rope - $14.99
Very lifelike and
life-sized, have fun
during your next shower.
Booby Super Soothers - $2.10 ea.
Suck on one for erotic relief!
Boobie Phoney Face -
$3.30
Put on a happy face.
Female Sexy Toilet Paper - $4.40
Great for your next adult party
or just as a gag gift!
Glow in the Dark Pussy Snorkel
- $12.95
Don't go
down without it! Click on the picture to see how to use.
Leg Garter - $3.20
Have fun giving out to ladies or have them do favors to earn one (like
Mardi Gras beads).
Contrasting color bow appliqué. Choose from several colors.
If we're out of stock in what you select, we'll substitute it with next
closest color. One size.
Guys, don't forget to buy the ladies at the bars or clubs fun things
as prizes if you got them to or want them to do crazy things for you.
Click here for little
gifts that will be appreciated!
Boobie Cake Pans, Cookie Cutters & Candles
Mugs, Shot Glasses, Straws & Ice Cubes & Tableware
Gummy Boobs, Tit Tax, Peppermint Nipples, Pasta Boobs, Booby Cookies,
Gummy Pussies & Butts
Games, Pin the Boobs on the Babe, X-Rated Playing Cards
Inflatable Love Babes
Gift Bags,
Wrapping Paper & Cards
Don't forget the Erotic Chocolates & Lollipops!
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