Packaged in an elegant gold gift
box tied with ribbon labeled, "Chocolate Cock." A great gag gift for the
dirty minded! They'll get a surprise when they see inside that it's a
chocolate rooster! 1 ounce.
Crapola Chocolate Poop - $5.00
Even more hilarious and disgusting with
peanuts, try it?! 4 ounces of crappy fun. Poly bag, tied with ribbon (combine this with
the Schnoz if someone is sticking their nose in your business!)
The Schnoz
Chocolate Nose- $2.00 ea.
Pick a
winner with this chocolate nose! Pair this up with Crapola for people who
can't keep their nose out of your business! 1.5 ounces
- Cello bag, tied with
ribbon.
Rub a dub dub, showering has never been so fun. Or
getting one's mouth washed out with soap never tasted better! 3.7 ounces -
C
ello wrapped, tied with ribbon.
6 Chocolate Covered Crickets -
$6.00
Real & highly nutritious freeze dried crickets enrobed in
our luscious chocolate and disguised in our cute cricket mold. Yuck
or Yummy!? Set of 6 - gift boxed, tied with ribbon.
Oysters (Chocolate Aphrodisiacs)
5 ounce
box, tied with ribbon.
Three Milk Chocolate Cigars - $6.50
These look
incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 3 ounces K-UD - Gift boxed.
No
wholesale
Box of 12 Milk Chocolate Cigars - $
22.75
These look
incredibly real, perfect for any celebration. 12 ounces K-UD - Boxed as
shown.
Light
Bulb Lollipop - $3.50 ea.
For
those with bright ideas!
2
ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
Chocoholic Diet Pill - $3.25
.9 ounces -
Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.
Large Chocoholic Diet Pill - $9.50
7.8 ounces
- Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
PMS Pill - $6.00
3.5 ounces
- Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.
Four Chocolate "Deviled" Eggs - $9.00
Believe it or not, they're only chocolate. Great joke
gift for the buffet table!
6 ounces, white chocolate, gift
boxed, tied with ribbon
Chocolate is wrapped in black foil atop a long stem with silk leaves,
whole flower is wrapped in poly film and tied with ribbon. - .75 ounces
Orzizas
- $4.00
'Someone you know made an ass of themselves?!
3 ounces
- Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
People Bones - $3.25 pair
1.2 ounces
- Cello
bag, tied with ribbon.
Giant People Bone - $7.00
7 ounces
- Cello bag, tied
with ribbon.
Kiss This! Lollipop - $3.50
1.5 Ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.
Blue Moon Lollipop - $3.00
It's not once in a blue moon that we
make these, but any time you want. White chocolate colored blue. 1.5
oz, poly bagged, tied with ribbon.
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Ice Queen Lollipop - $2.75
.7
Ounce - Cello bag, tied with ribbon. A
good way to get the message across or if someone you know is a fan of frosty
pops.
Chocolate V
Pills
Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does
for you is a different story! Gift
boxed, tied with ribbon. 3 ounces. More
Chocolate Gag Gifts
No
Wholesale
X-Rated Fortune Cookies -
$4.50
Ask your waiter to substitute these to shock your date or guests!
Approximately 6 per box. Some sayings may include: You
are going to get lucky tonight; If you think you feel good, wait
'till you feel me; Your lucky number today is 69-69-69; etc.
Pooping Pets
- $4.50 ea.
These cute little
crappers are sure to please anyone you know. Press down and
out comes a tasty little crap. Includes 15 g of jelly bean
poops!
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