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Chocolate Gag Gifts, Chocolate Poop & Silly Chocolates

This page contains adult humor and content

Gag Gift Novelties     Naughty Holiday Chocolates     Goofy & Gag Gift Undies

Over the Hill Party Supplies & Chocolates     Chocolate Pharmacy

Just Divorced     Noses, Brains, Feet, Ears, Body Parts   Novelty Condoms

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    Reindeer Poop and Caribou Poo - $2.95

    Delicious milk chocolate 'poo.'  2.5 ounce bag with funny header card.

More Hilarious Holiday Poo

 

                              


   Santa Left You Some Good Shit - Starting at $5.00

  4.4 ounces of delicious red and green white chocolate that Santa made just for someone's Christmas morning delight!  Stuff in a stocking, leave under the tree, all kinds of fun things you can do with this unique gift.  Available in milk and dark chocolate too for $5.

 

   


   Santa's Rude Present with Funny Messages - $5.25

  Santas, gotta a special message along with 4.4 ounces of delicious chocolate that Santa made just for someone's Christmas morning delight!  Stuff in a stocking, leave under the tree, all kinds of fun things you can do with this unique gift.  Choose from several card messages.

 

   Message    Flavor


   Santa's Cookies 'n Milk - $5.59

  4.4 ounces of delicious chocolate with cream filled cookie sandwich chunks that Santa made just for someone's Christmas morning delight!  Stuff in a stocking, leave under the tree, all kinds of fun things you can do with this unique gift.

 

   


Chocolate Poop   Crapola Chocolate Poop - $5.00

   Even more hilarious and disgusting with peanuts.  4.4 ounces of crappy fun.  Poly bag, tied with ribbon (combine this with the Schnoz if someone is sticking their nose in your business!)

   


The Schnoz Chocolate Nose- $2.00 ea.

   Pick a winner with this chocolate nose!  Pair this up with Crapola for people who can't keep their nose out of your business!  1.5 ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.  Click for: More Noses, Brains, Ears, Feet, Thumbs, Anatomical Heart, Body Parts

                           


Chocolate Cock Gag Gift   Chocolate Cock - $5.00 ea.  

   Packaged in an elegant gold gift box tied with ribbon labeled, "Chocolate Cock."  A great gag gift for the dirty minded!  They'll get a surprise when they see inside that it's a chocolate rooster!  1 ounce.

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Edible Chocolate Soap   Chocolate "Soap" - $5.49

   Rub a dub dub, showering has never been so fun.  Or getting one's mouth washed out with soap never tasted better!  4.7 ounces - Cello wrapped, tied with ribbon.

     


Chocolate Crickets

Chocolate Covered Crickets   6 Chocolate Covered Crickets - $6.00  

   Real & highly nutritious freeze dried crickets enrobed in our luscious chocolate and disguised in our cute cricket mold.  Crickets are clean, freeze dried and for human consumption.  Set of 6, gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon.  We also make these without the crickets by special request.

                               


   Oysters (Chocolate Aphrodisiacs) - $6.55

   5 ounce box, tied with ribbon.   More styles, click here.

   


ChocCigars.jpg (24698 bytes)   Three Milk Chocolate Cigars - $7.50 

   These look incredibly real, perfect for any celebration.  3 ounces K-UD - Gift boxed.

    No wholesale

     


   Box of 12 Milk Chocolate Cigars - $29.50

   These look incredibly real, perfect for any celebration.  12 ounces K-UD - Boxed as shown.

   No wholesale

     


   Milk Chocolate Cigars

   Solid milk chocolate molded 3/4 oz. cigars, wrapped in gold foil with the traditional band printed around the cigar. Full case arrives in 8 wood-like gift boxes containing 2 layers of 12 cigars each. Also available in box of 24.  A sweet way to celebrate any occasion without the smoke --- masculine or feminine, Fathers Day, Anniversary, baby, Boss's Day, everyday, thank you, wedding desert tables, teacher, graduation, Sweetest Day. No wholesale

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   Gold Foil Milk Chocolate Cigars

   Solid milk chocolate molded 3/4 oz. cigars, wrapped in gold foil with the traditional band printed around the cigar. Full case arrives in 8 wood-like gift boxes containing 2 layers of 12 cigars each. Also available in box of 24.  A sweet way to celebrate any occasion without the smoke --- masculine or feminine, Fathers Day, Anniversary, baby, Boss's Day, everyday, thank you, wedding desert tables, teacher, graduation, Sweetest Day. No wholesale

                             

Choccolate Light Bulk Lollipop  Light Bulb Lollipop - $3.50 ea.

  For those with bright ideas!  2 ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.

 

 

  


SmChocoDietPillPkgd.PDD.jpg (18590 bytes)   Chocoholic Diet Pill - $3.25

   .9 ounces - Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.

                            


Chocoholic Diet Pill.jpg (10688 bytes)   Large Chocoholic Diet Pill - $9.50

   7.8 ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.

                             


PMS Pill.jpg (8055 bytes)   PMS Pill - $6.00

   3.5 ounces - Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.

        


Chocolate Deviled Eggs   Four Chocolate "Deviled" Eggs - $9.00

   Believe it or not, they're only chocolate.  Great joke gift for the buffet table!  6 ounces, white chocolate, gift boxed, tied with ribbon

                                   


Chocolate Dentures   Chocolate Dentures

   2.8 oz full set gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon or 1.4 oz partial in clear poly bag tied with ribbon.  More Dentures, Over the Hill Party Supplies & Chocolates

        


  Black Long Stem Chocolate Rose

   Chocolate is wrapped in black foil atop a long stem with silk leaves, whole flower is wrapped in poly film and tied with ribbon. - .75 ounces.  Order 'Single Wrapped' and they will arrive wrapped individually.  Order 'More Than One' for 2 up to a 11 pcs. and they will be wrapped all together.  Order 'Bulk Singles' for roses without any wrap or ribbon.  Order 'One Dozen' and they will all be wrapped in one bouquet.  Also available in 36 pcs. bulk.

       


Chocolate Horses Butt   Orzizas - $4.00

   'Someone you know made an ass of themselves?!   3 ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.  More horses butts.

     

MilkBones.JPG (14438 bytes)    People Bones - $3.25 pair

   1.2 ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.

                           

BigBonz.jpg (18906 bytes)   Giant People Bone - $7.00

   7 ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.

     

KissThisNew.jpg (14395 bytes)    Kiss This! Lollipop - $3.50   

   1.5 Ounces - Cello bag, tied with ribbon.

   

    


Chocolate Blue Moon Butt  Blue Moon Lollipop - $3.00

   It's not once in a blue moon that we make these, but any time you want.  White chocolate colored blue.  1.5 oz, poly bagged, tied with ribbon.  Click here for more chocolate and gummy butts.

 

 


Blue BallsChocolate Blue Balls Gag Gift

  Blue Balls - $2.95

  2 ounce poly bag of blue foil wrapped milk chocolate with funny header card.

 

  


Chocolate V Pills    Chocolate V Pills

   Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does for you is a different story!  Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.  3 ounces.  More Chocolate Gag Gifts  No Wholesale

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