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Adult Golf Gag Gifts, Sexy Golf Tees & Greeting Cards

If you just order greeting cards, we'll ship them with first class mail for $2.50 per your request, .50 for each additional.

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  Greeting Card - $2.75

   Outside: Mr. Golf

   Inside:  Score a hole in one on your birthday.



  Greeting Card - $2.95

   Outside: Let me tell you the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball . . .

   Inside:  Men will actually search for a golf ball!  Hope your birthday hits the spot!



Adult Birthday Golf Greeting Card

   Greeting Card - $2.95

   Outside: A Birthday Riddle:  How is a round of golf like your underwear?

   Inside:  They both have 18 holes!



  Golfer's Shot Glass Set - $3.50

   Three plastic tees that say:  I Golf, Therefore I Am Not Here.  Don't Drink and Drive! (with guy taking a shot).  Best Shot of the Day (picture of 19th hole).  Gift packaged.



  Golfer's Boxers - $13.65

   Say it with your shorts!  White 100% cotton boxers says "It takes HARD BALLS to be a GOOD GOLFER!  One size fits most.



Teezers Golf Tees Sexy Golf Tees   Sexy Golf Tees - $5.59 set

   For real swingers!  6 tees per pack.



   Weenie Tees - $3.99 set

   Hysterical penis shaped tees.  3 tees per pack.



Sexy Golf Tees Nudes Nudie   Sexy Golf Tees - $2.99 set

   For real swingers!  6 tees per pack.


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Blue Balls

Blue Chocolate golf balls   Blue Balls Golf Balls - $5.50

   Two blue white chocolate golf balls packaged together with a hilarious header card.  3 oz.



Golf Nuts Penis with Golf Ball Testicles   Chocolate Golf Nuts - $7.99

   Hilarious pecker with golf ball testicles.  3.6 ounces - Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon.


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