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Adult Golf Gag Gifts

Be warned:  This page contains adult humor and content.

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  Greeting Card - $2.75

   Outside: Mr. Golf

   Inside:  Score a hole in one on your birthday.

  

 


  Greeting Card - $2.75

   Outside: Golf is like Sex!

   Inside:  The older you get, the harder it is to score!

  

 


  Greeting Card - $2.50

   Outside: Don't worry if your golf game is a little off . . .

   Inside:  Because I could help you practice getting it in the hole!

  

 


  Golfer's Shot Glass Set - $3.50

   Three plastic tees that say:  I Golf, Therefore I Am Not Here.  Don't Drink and Drive! (with guy taking a shot).  Best Shot of the Day (picture of 19th hole).  Gift packaged.

  

                            


  Golfer's Boxers - $13.65

   Say it with your shorts!  White 100% cotton boxers says "It takes HARD BALLS to be a GOOD GOLFER!  One size fits most.

  

                            


  You've Got Balls! Golf Ball Trio - $12.99 set

   High quality golf ball set with hilarious cartoon designs of boobs, balls and a dick.

  

 


  Naughty Exploding Golf Balls - $11.70 set of 3

   Choose from exploding balls with vagina or penis pieces.  3 balls per pack.

 

  

    


  Sexy Golf Set - $4.80 set

   Penis shaped tee and golf ball that breaks open when hit and little penis pieces fly out.

  

 


  Exploding Golf Ball with Condom Inside - $3.99 set

   Free sexy tee included.  2 tee and golf ball.

  

 


  Hail Mary Golf Tees - $3.00 set

   'Cause you gotta have faith!   Three tees with praying hands.

  

 


   Weenie Tees - $3.75 set

   Hysterical penis shaped tees.  3 tees per pack.

 

 


   Pussy Golf Tees - $3.50 set

   Hysterical penis shaped tees.  3 tees per pack.

 

 


Bottoms Up Golf Tees.jpg (32112 bytes)   Bottoms Up Golf Tees - $3.99 set               

   Guaranteed to keep your head down!  3 tees per pack

  

    


Sexy Golf Tees.jpg (28536 bytes)   Sexy Golf Tees - $1.60 set

   For real swingers!  6 tees per pack.

  

 


  Dickey Head Cover - $12.10 Sale! $10.49

   Protect your wood!  Made of pink plush and stays on just like a real club cover.

 

 

 

 


  Pecker Putter - $46.00 Sale! $39.00

   Full size real golf club with a pecker putter.  Made of metal with rubber hand grip.  $3.00 Shipping surcharge applies for extra weight and length to Midwest and $4.00 to East Coast, HI & AK.  Drop shipped from our distributor in CA.  Additional 7.00 handling to PR, GU, US VI. These extra costs will be added on after you check out.  No international shipping as box is too long.

 

 


   Golf Club Crop - $26.95 Sale! $23.99

   Who's your caddy?  Make your birdie sing!  This crop is a hole in one!  Be the envy of the club when you sink this putt. Put one in your golf bag and command a little more respect on the green.  All-leather with embroidered detail and 24" in length.  Fun for fetish or horse riding enthusiasts.

    


   Chocolate Golf Nuts - $7.50

   Hilarious pecker with golf ball testicles.  3.6 ounces - Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon.

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   Golf Chocolates in Golf Tin with Sexy Tees - $17.00

   This handsome 7" tin is packed with golf chocolates:  1/4 pound mini foil wrapped milk chocolate golf balls, a life size foil wrapped milk chocolate golf ball and lollipops in golf ball, golf bag and golf club in your flavor choice and a few sexy golf tees.  A wonderful gift for any occasion.  No ribbon.

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  Golf Book, Chocolates and Tees - $7.99

   Foil wrapped milk chocolate golf balls and a mini book "Golf, The Lore of the links."  3 oz.  Kosher UD

 


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