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Happy Fucking New Year Party Pack -
$14.50 Sale! $13.50
This is new for the season and we love it!
This super fun colorful party pack for eight will make any bah-humbugger get
into the party spirit! Contains eight of each: Cocktail plates,
napkins, party horns, tiaras and balloons. Merry Christmas and happy
fucking new year to you! Please order early as these sell out fast before
the new year. More New Year
Gifts.
Screaming O Naughty Holiday Gift Bag - $30.00
Sale! $25.00
Tis the season for sexy gift-giving with The
Screaming O Horny Holiday Stocking stuffed full of intimate essentials for him
and her. Show your not-to-secret Santa how naughty and nice you've been!
Includes: 1 Screaming O disposable vibrating ring, 1 Ling O vibrating tongue
ring, 1 ColorPoP Big O 4-function reusable vibrating love ring, 1 FingO Tip mini
fingertip vibe, 1 KissOboo tingly cinnamon lip balm, 1 Climax Cream natural
orgasm enhancer for her (sample packet), and 2 Screaming O latex condoms.
Bag contents and design may change from year to year.
Holiday Gift Baskets - $100.00 Sale! $59.99 ea.
Great baskets for Christmas!
Baskets contain a variety of quality full sized and sample sized products, but
will vary
from what the picture shows. Women's basket has items such as a vibe, warming lube
games and several other fun quality products. Guys may have XXX DVD, lube,
stay hard cream, games, playing cards and other boy toys. All baskets are
wrapped in clear poly, tied with a festive big ribbon and have some holiday
themed candies and gifts in it. Basket design may vary.
Adult Candy & Treats Christmas Basket - $29.99
to $49.99
A fun gift for anyone!
Choose for a mixed
adult party or just for guys, gals, gay guys or lesbians and more! We'll
make a basket that's full of fun things to eat and/or play with. Includes
Christmas themed candies and toys too. Basket
style and color may vary and they come wrapped in clear poly film tied with a
ribbon color of your choice.
Merry Kissmas Kit - $19.99 Sale!
$13.50
Packaged in a holiday bag, this popular and fun
holiday kit is sure to be a hit for a single person, an established couple
looking for something new and fun, newlyweds on their first Christmas or
something to spice up your own Christmas tree. Contains 1oz. bottles and
sample sizes of lubes, warming oils and balms, a game, candy and other fun items.
What is pictured is a close representation of what you'll get depending on what
style kit you order.
These candies are sure to get you onto Santa's NAUGHTY
List! Each 3.6 oz box that measures 5.75" x 4.25" x 3/4" has a bag of
tutti frutti flavored candies inside that are printed with assorted naughty
holiday phrases such as: Horny Holidays!, Naughty Noel!, Merry Fucking
Christmas!, Jingle Balls!, Merry Sexmas!, Santa's Cumming, etc.
X-Rated Christmas AmuseMints
X rated holiday greeting mints with a
jumbo peppermint inside. Each packet has a naughty or rude message as
shown including:
Merry SEXmas, Jingle Balls, Naughty But Nice, A Lay In the Manger, Oh Horny Night, Naughty
Noel and Santa's Cumming. Fun to include with Christmas cards, stocking
stuffers or leave on
someone's desk at work.
The Cookie Sutra - $9.50 Sale! $8.95
Clever and very cute take on the Kama
Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and
very happy, gingerbread cookies! Even has a recipe to make your own
cookies. Spice up your holidays with this little book.
What a nice
surprise for your Christmas tree, table decoration or fireplace mantle.
Fun to tie onto a gift package Made of hand painted poly-resin. All about 4 -
5.5 inches tall.
Please try our
XRated Ornaments with Chocolate.
Ornaments are hand-painted and may vary slightly from one to another.
Tis the season for giving and selling with the
perfect Holiday Gift. The Screaming O Holiday Gift Bag makes it easy to give the
gift of naughty to to that special someone on shoppers nice lists with a special
selection of mini vibes vibrating rings and sexy gifts that keep on giving.
Candy Cane Vibe -
$19.50 Sale! $16.29
Waterproof,
multi-speed, 6 inch vibe. Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.
T'was the week before Christmas and it was so
chilly... Everyone had warm hats on except Little "Willy"! His head was hung low
with grief and despair... Cuz winter was coming and he had nothing to wear! Now
Santa saw "Willy" and said, "This won't do! He must have a warm hat, or he could
turn blue!" So Santa's Elves worked all day and all night to make this little
Santa hat which fits "Willy" just right! And I know when he gets it, he'll perk
up and say, "Why, I feel in the spirit of giving today!" He'll love you through
the day, and when it gets to be night, He'll say, "Merry Christmas to all... Now
let's turn out those light!"
C-Strings Santa's Cummin'
- $17.00 Sale! $15.90
Santa's Cummin is a great stocking stuffer for
your frisky and daring friends or as a gag gift for the practical joker. The
C-String leaves little to the imagination and a lot to be desired. The frame is
covered in red nylon and conforms to the body for a snug fit with a soft,
attached velour “hat”. One size.
Take
that Christmas spirit all the way to your undergarments with the Pastease Candy
Cane Red Heart. In these sexy pasties you'll look good enough to eat!
Wreath Peek-a-Boo Pasties with mini Red Bow Nipple Guards Accents. Jolly good
fun with a variety of configurations! To hide or peek? Wear just the bows or
just the wreaths. How will you wear your Wreath Pastease? Waterproof and
self adhesive.
I'm Your 'Gift' Holiday Necklace - As low as $2.50 ea.
Fun Mardi Gras style necklace to give out at parties
for all your guests. Sold by the dozen minimum.
Naughty
Christmas Shot Glass Set - $7.00 Sale! $6.25
Set of 4 reusable plastic shot
glasses, each with naughty adult holiday themes.
12 Fucking Reason to Drink on Christmas Shot Glass Set - $25.00 Sale! $22.99
Set of reusable plastic 12 shot glasses, each with a
separate reason to be annoyed by Christmas.
Deck the Halls with Alcohol 3 Shot Glass Set - $11.00 Sale! $8.99
Three plastic shots set include a black boot, a
stocking and a Santa hat.
The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas -
$11.00 Sale!
$9.99
... Because there's no better way to survive the
holiday. 12 ames include such titles as Jigger Bells, Drink All Ye
Thankful, Frosty the Alcoholic, Do You Drink What I Drink?, Silent Night, Holy
Crap! and more. 3 - 10 players
4 shots to make your holidays happier!
Whenever you feel down about the holidays, do a shot such as the Ginger Snap,
Candy Cane, Mistletoe Kiss and X-mas Cookie. 3 oz glass.
O Christmas
Keg
- $15.00 Sale! $7.99
O Christmas Keg game comes with 10
holiday-themed drinking contests. This game is packaged in a fun keg-shaped tin.
Includes games such as: Hark the Herald Angels Drunk, We Wish You a Drunken
Christmas, and Santa Claus is Coming to Drink. The game includes: 4 red and
green shot glasses, 1 mini football, 1 ping-pong ball, 1 rubber ball, 4 mini
hockey pucks, 1 die, and game rules. You can have anywhere from 4 to 20 people
playing this game.
The 8
Drinking Games of Chanukah - $10.00 Sale! $8.25
Eight games to
help you get lit up this holiday season! Hours of fun with games like: I Have a
Little Drinking Dreidel, I am a Lushe-Latke, Ma’oz Tzur, plus many more. Game
Includes: 8 rule cards, 2 dice, 1 chip, 1 dreidel, and 1 spinner.
Drinking Dreidels
- $8.00 Sale! $3.99
Plastic dreidels to spin and play a fun drinking game.
Naughty Stockings - $16.00
Sale!
$14.49 ea.
Have you been naughty or nice? Either way, you get
something nice and naughty in your stocking this year! This is a smaller
version of our deluxe stocking shown below. Depending on
what type of fillings you get for the person in mind will determine what goes
into the stocking. The pictures show a representation of what will be
included. Stocking style may vary.
Holiday Stocking Filled with Naughty Fun
Filled to the
brim with lots of fun toys, candy and treats with risqué and x-rated themes!
Hang this stocking by the chimney with care and you know you'll get a big smile
from the recipient knowing that Santa really does exist for bad girls and boys!
Picture is a representation of what you might get.
Swiss Navy Cooling Peppermint Lubricant
-
$13.70 Sale!
$9.59
Premium Swiss Navy Flavored Lubricants
are made from Swiss Navy's high-quality, water based lube formulas. Paraben and
sugar-free, and conveniently packaged in a leak-proof bottle with locking pump.
Cooling Peppermint. 4 oz.
Crazy Girl Kandi His Kane Oral Sex Gel
-
$10.00 Sale!
$8.25
Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe!
Wanna be naughty, wanna be nice, wanna be Santa's holiday spice.
Peppermint flavored oral sex gel arousal & pleasure during oral intimacy!
Paraben-free, sugar-free, and safe for most skin types.
2.2 oz pump bottle.
Crazy Girl Nipple Arousal Gel
Make Merry Under the Mistletoe - $8.50 Sale! $6.50
Make Merry nipple
arousal creme with a mint chocolate kiss flavor. 1 oz.
Fun red and green condoms fill
convenient little pockets (one for each day of the week) for these novelty
boxers. One size fits most.
More
Christmas Undies & Lingerie for Guys
Naughty Reindeer Games Holiday Scarf -
$15.00 Sale! $9.25
Fun novelty scarf for him or
her with reindeer doing what comes naturally when Santa isn't looking.
Great for an ugly sweater contest party! 100% acrylic. One Size. In stock.
Naughty Reindeer Games Holiday Hat - $8.00 Sale!
$6.25
Fun novelty hat with tassels for him or
her with reindeer doing what comes naturally when Santa isn't looking.
Great for an ugly sweater contest party! 100% acrylic. One size fits most adults,
but fits more like medium. In stock.
Naughty Reindeer Games Holiday Sweater -
$45.00 Sale!
$39.99
Fun novelty sweater for him or
her with reindeer doing what comes naturally when Santa isn't looking.
Great for an ugly sweater contest party! 100% acrylic. Size L-XL
(42-44) fits most adults. In stock.
Fun novelty sweaters for him
or her. Great for an ugly sweater contest party! 100% acrylic.
Size L-XL (42-44) fits most adults. Special order or drop shipped.
I.O.U. A Merry Sex-Mas Coupon Book -
$5.50 Sale! $4.80
Make every night of your holiday a naughty one with
these 25 gifts. Make the mistletoe much more fun with this ultimate stocking
stuffer! 6 x 3"
Nature Lovin' Holiday Gift Pack Lube
& Free Gift -
$25.00 Sale! $21.49
In this great little
stocking stuffer we are happy to offer you a free gift of a 1.7oz Honey Bear.
This great gift packet also includes 3 new KOALA holiday flavored lubricants,
Sugar Cookie, Rum Cake & Candy Cane are sure to make the season festive!
1.7 oz each bottle. Drop shipped.
The original flavored warming
lotion in candy cane or peppermint flavor. Gets warm when you rub it, hot when you blow
on it. Water based, condom compatible, may be used on any part of the body
for sensual play. 4 oz flip cap bottle.
Festive merry message napkins
in several styles to choose from, 16 3 ply
9 7/8 x 8 7/8".
Plain red matching plates, 20 7" plastic. Pictures left are matching
acid free stickers, 4 sheets per pack.
Merry
Messages Holiday Tableware - $3.25 ea.
Festive merry message napkins
in several styles to choose from, 16 3 ply
9 7/8 x 8 7/8".
Plain red matching plates, 20 7" plastic. Pictures left are matching
acid free stickers, 4 sheets per pack.
Adult Christmas Crackers - $26.99 pack of 6
Not for kids! These specially made crackers have
the usual paper crown and snap when you pull the ends, but they also have an
adult treat such as tasty lube or a flavored condom, a Christmas AmuseMint
peppermint candy with fun holiday message and a little chocolate. If
you've purchased regular crackers, you know that this is a great price!
Wrapped in pretty tissue and tied with beautiful ribbon. Tissue color may
vary, but will be elegant. 11 inches long.
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