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Adult Holiday Gifts & Party Supplies for Christmas & New Year

X-Rated Christmas Cards     Christmas Stocking Stuffers     Adult Christmas Gift Wrap & Bags

Naughty Holiday Chocolates & Candy     Holiday Lingerie   Christmas Candy & Chocolates

Recommended Romantic Adult Holiday Gifts!     Holiday Shipping Schedules

Quick turn around time, most orders ship same day and only take about 2-3 days to arrive with USPS Priority Mail.

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  Happy Fucking New Year Party Pack - $14.50 Sale! $13.50

   This is new for the season and we love it!  This super fun colorful party pack for eight will make any bah-humbugger get into the party spirit!  Contains eight of each:  Cocktail plates, napkins, party horns, tiaras and balloons.  Merry Christmas and happy fucking new year to you!  Please order early as these sell out fast before the new year.  More New Year Gifts.


  Holiday Plush Cuffs Kit - $30.00 Sale! $24.49

  This kit has a plush Santa Hat, Love Mask, Hand Cuffs and Leg Cuffs - all in red plush with white fur trim.  Both naughty men and women will look their holiday best bound to please his or her lover!  Lingerie not included.  Click here for holiday nipple clamps and panty set and more holiday lingerie to match.



Screaming O Horny Holidays Stocking Adult Toys

 Screaming O Naughty Holiday Gift Bag - $30.00 Sale! $25.00

 Tis the season for sexy gift-giving with The Screaming O Horny Holiday Stocking stuffed full of intimate essentials for him and her. Show your not-to-secret Santa how naughty and nice you've been! Includes: 1 Screaming O disposable vibrating ring, 1 Ling O vibrating tongue ring, 1 ColorPoP Big O 4-function reusable vibrating love ring, 1 FingO Tip mini fingertip vibe, 1 KissOboo tingly cinnamon lip balm, 1 Climax Cream natural orgasm enhancer for her (sample packet), and 2 Screaming O latex condoms.  Bag contents and design may change from year to year.



   Holiday Gift Baskets - $100.00 Sale! $59.99 ea.

   Great baskets for Christmas!  Baskets contain a variety of quality full sized and sample sized products, but will vary from what the picture shows.  Women's basket has items such as a vibe, warming lube games and several other fun quality products.  Guys may have XXX DVD, lube, stay hard cream, games, playing cards and other boy toys.  All baskets are wrapped in clear poly, tied with a festive big ribbon and have some holiday themed candies and gifts in it.  Basket design may vary.



   Adult Candy & Treats Christmas Basket - $29.99 to $49.99

   A fun gift for anyone!  Choose for a mixed adult party or just for guys, gals, gay guys or lesbians and more!  We'll make a basket that's full of fun things to eat and/or play with.  Includes Christmas themed candies and toys too.  Basket style and color may vary and they come wrapped in clear poly film tied with a ribbon color of your choice.



  Merry Kissmas Kit - $19.99 Sale! $13.50

  Packaged in a holiday bag, this popular and fun holiday kit is sure to be a hit for a single person, an established couple looking for something new and fun, newlyweds on their first Christmas or something to spice up your own Christmas tree.  Contains 1oz. bottles and sample sizes of lubes, warming oils and balms, a game, candy and other fun items.  What is pictured is a close representation of what you'll get depending on what style kit you order.


  Happy Fucking Holidays & Merry Fucking Christmas Candy - $8.00 Sale! $6.99

  These candies are sure to get you onto Santa's NAUGHTY List!  Each 3.6 oz box that measures 5.75" x 4.25" x 3/4" has a bag of  tutti frutti flavored candies inside that are printed with assorted naughty holiday phrases such as:  Horny Holidays!, Naughty Noel!, Merry Fucking Christmas!, Jingle Balls!, Merry Sexmas!, Santa's Cumming, etc.


  X-Rated Christmas AmuseMints

   X rated holiday greeting mints with a jumbo peppermint inside.  Each packet has a naughty or rude message as shown including:  Merry SEXmas, Jingle Balls, Naughty But Nice, A Lay In the Manger, Oh Horny Night, Naughty Noel and Santa's Cumming.  Fun to include with Christmas cards, stocking stuffers or leave on someone's desk at work.


  The Cookie Sutra - $9.50 Sale! $8.95

  Clever and very cute take on the Kama Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and very happy, gingerbread cookies!  Even has a recipe to make your own cookies.  Spice up your holidays with this little book.

Soft cover - 60 pages, adorable color photos

Santa & Mrs. Clause Naughty Placemats - $4.00 Closeout Sale! $2.00

8 Placemats, standard size.


Santa On Chimney Ornament Taking A Shit

Adult Christmas Ornament

Sexy Adult Christmas Ornament for Men Risque Naughty

Miss North Pole Adult Christmas Ornament Pornament





Adult Christmas Ornament Black Lady African American

Sugar Plum Fairy Adult Christmas Ornament

Adult Christmas Ornament Sexy Pole Dancer

Sexy Adult Christmas Ornament





X-Rated Christmas Ornaments - $8.99 to $10.25 ea.

  What a nice surprise for your Christmas tree, table decoration or fireplace mantle.  Fun to tie onto a gift package  Made of hand painted poly-resin.  All about 4 - 5.5 inches tall.  Please try our XRated Ornaments with Chocolate.  Ornaments are hand-painted and may vary slightly from one to another.


Icicles Glass Candy Cane Dildo - $32.00 Sale! $25.69

 Tis the season for giving and selling with the perfect Holiday Gift. The Screaming O Holiday Gift Bag makes it easy to give the gift of naughty to to that special someone on shoppers nice lists with a special selection of mini vibes vibrating rings and sexy gifts that keep on giving.


Candy Cane Vibe - $19.50 Sale! $16.29

 Waterproof, multi-speed, 6 inch vibe.  Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.




Christmas Tuggie - $11.00 Sale! $8.89

 The fuzzy sock that warms your cock!

  Click here for the original Tuggie.

Willie Warmer Willie Warmer - $2.99

 T'was the week before Christmas and it was so chilly... Everyone had warm hats on except Little "Willy"! His head was hung low with grief and despair... Cuz winter was coming and he had nothing to wear! Now Santa saw "Willy" and said, "This won't do! He must have a warm hat, or he could turn blue!" So Santa's Elves worked all day and all night to make this little Santa hat which fits "Willy" just right! And I know when he gets it, he'll perk up and say, "Why, I feel in the spirit of giving today!" He'll love you through the day, and when it gets to be night, He'll say, "Merry Christmas to all... Now let's turn out those light!"


C Strings Candy Cane Santas Cummin C-Strings Santa's Cummin' - $17.00 Sale! $15.90

 Santa's Cummin is a great stocking stuffer for your frisky and daring friends or as a gag gift for the practical joker. The C-String leaves little to the imagination and a lot to be desired. The frame is covered in red nylon and conforms to the body for a snug fit with a soft, attached velour “hat”.  One size.


Unwrap Me Satin Bow Teddy - $16.00 Sale! $14.99

  Adorable one-piece satin bow teddy available in two sizes.  Perfect for any occasion, not just Christmas.  More adorable holiday undies and lingerie.


Pastease Holiday Candy Cane Pasties Christmas

Christmas Pasties Pastease Holiday Wreaths

 Pastease Holiday Pasties - $10.00 Sale! $9.29

 Take that Christmas spirit all the way to your undergarments with the Pastease Candy Cane Red Heart. In these sexy pasties you'll look good enough to eat!  Wreath Peek-a-Boo Pasties with mini Red Bow Nipple Guards Accents. Jolly good fun with a variety of configurations! To hide or peek? Wear just the bows or just the wreaths. How will you wear your Wreath Pastease?  Waterproof and self adhesive.


I'm Your Gift Holiay Necklace I'm Your 'Gift' Holiday Necklace - As low as $2.50 ea.

 Fun Mardi Gras style necklace to give out at parties for all your guests.  Sold by the dozen minimum.



Adult Christmas Shot Glasses Naughty Christmas Shot Glass Set - $7.00 Sale! $6.25

  Set of 4 reusable plastic shot glasses, each with naughty adult holiday themes.

12 Fucking Reason to Drink on Christmas Shot Glasses 12 Fucking Reason to Drink on Christmas Shot Glass Set - $25.00 Sale! $22.99

  Set of reusable plastic 12 shot glasses, each with a separate reason to be annoyed by Christmas.

Deck the Halls with Alcohol 3 Shot Glass Set - $11.00 Sale! $8.99

 Three plastic shots set include a black boot, a stocking and a Santa hat.

  The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas - $11.00 Sale! $9.99

  ... Because there's no better way to survive the holiday.  12 ames include such titles as Jigger Bells, Drink All Ye Thankful, Frosty the Alcoholic, Do You Drink What I Drink?, Silent Night, Holy Crap! and more. 3 - 10 players



  Merry Fucking Christmas Holiday Shooter - $8.00 Sale! $6.99

 4 shots to make your holidays happier!  Whenever you feel down about the holidays, do a shot such as the Ginger Snap, Candy Cane, Mistletoe Kiss and X-mas Cookie.  3 oz glass.


  Hurry, only 1 left!

O Christmas Keg Holiday Drinking Game O Christmas Keg - $15.00 Sale! $7.99

  O Christmas Keg game comes with 10 holiday-themed drinking contests. This game is packaged in a fun keg-shaped tin. Includes games such as: Hark the Herald Angels Drunk, We Wish You a Drunken Christmas, and Santa Claus is Coming to Drink. The game includes: 4 red and green shot glasses, 1 mini football, 1 ping-pong ball, 1 rubber ball, 4 mini hockey pucks, 1 die, and game rules. You can have anywhere from 4 to 20 people playing this game.


The Eight Drinking Games of Chanukah Hanukah The 8 Drinking Games of Chanukah - $10.00 Sale! $8.25

 Eight games to help you get lit up this holiday season! Hours of fun with games like: I Have a Little Drinking Dreidel, I am a Lushe-Latke, Ma’oz Tzur, plus many more. Game Includes: 8 rule cards, 2 dice, 1 chip, 1 dreidel, and 1 spinner.

Drinking Dreidel Dreidle Game Drinking Dreidels - $8.00 Sale! $3.99

 Plastic dreidels to spin and play a fun drinking game.

  Naughty Stockings - $16.00 Sale! $14.49 ea.

  Have you been naughty or nice?  Either way, you get something nice and naughty in your stocking this year!  This is a smaller version of our deluxe stocking shown below.  Depending on what type of fillings you get for the person in mind will determine what goes into the stocking.  The pictures show a representation of what will be included.  Stocking style may vary.


  Holiday Stocking Filled with Naughty Fun

   Filled to the brim with lots of fun toys, candy and treats with risqué and x-rated themes!  Hang this stocking by the chimney with care and you know you'll get a big smile from the recipient knowing that Santa really does exist for bad girls and boys!  Picture is a representation of what you might get.


   - $39.00

  Stocking Only - $5.99  Click for Stocking Stuffers

Swiss Navy Cooling Peppermint Water Based lube

  Swiss Navy Cooling Peppermint Lubricant - $13.70 Sale! $9.59

   Premium Swiss Navy Flavored Lubricants are made from Swiss Navy's high-quality, water based lube formulas. Paraben and sugar-free, and conveniently packaged in a leak-proof bottle with locking pump. Cooling Peppermint. 4 oz.


Crazy Gril Under the mistletoe ho ho ho oral sex gel

  Crazy Girl Kandi His Kane Oral Sex Gel - $10.00 Sale! $8.25

   Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe!  Wanna be naughty, wanna be nice, wanna be Santa's holiday spice. Peppermint flavored oral sex gel arousal & pleasure during oral intimacy! Paraben-free, sugar-free, and safe for most skin types. 2.2 oz pump bottle.


Crazy Girl Make Merry Nipple Arousal Gel   Crazy Girl Nipple Arousal Gel Make Merry Under the Mistletoe - $8.50 Sale! $6.50

    Make Merry nipple arousal creme with a mint chocolate kiss flavor. 1 oz.


Crazy Girl Santas Helper Clitoral Arousal Gel

  Crazy Girl Santa's Helper Clitoral Arousal Gel - $8.50 Sale! $6.50

   Sugar Her Cookie clitoral arousal gel ensures a wonderful kissmas. 1 oz.


  Red and Green Dual Color Condom Pops - $1.25 ea.

  Two toned latex condom for holiday cheer!  Lubricated.  Made by Trustex.



  Red and Green Dual Color Condoms - $1.50 3 pack

  Two toned latex condoms for holiday cheer!  Lubricated.  Made by Trustex.


  Holiday Condom Boxers - $15.00 Clearance Sale! $6.99

  Fun red and green condoms fill convenient little pockets (one for each day of the week) for these novelty boxers.  One size fits most.  More Christmas Undies & Lingerie for Guys


Naughty Reindeer Games Scarf Christmas

  Naughty Reindeer Games Holiday Scarf - $15.00 Sale! $9.25

  Fun novelty scarf for him or her with reindeer doing what comes naturally when Santa isn't looking.  Great for an ugly sweater contest party!  100% acrylic.  One Size.  In stock.


Naughty Reindeer Games Christmas Hat

  Naughty Reindeer Games Holiday Hat - $8.00 Sale! $6.25

  Fun novelty hat with tassels for him or her with reindeer doing what comes naturally when Santa isn't looking.  Great for an ugly sweater contest party!  100% acrylic.  One size fits most adults, but fits more like medium. In stock.


Ugly Christmas Sweather Naughty Reendeer Games Adult

  Naughty Reindeer Games Holiday Sweater - $45.00 Sale! $39.99

  Fun novelty sweater for him or her with reindeer doing what comes naturally when Santa isn't looking.  Great for an ugly sweater contest party!  100% acrylic.  Size L-XL (42-44) fits most adults. In stock.


naughty snowman sweater

kiss me under the mistletoe sweater

naughty santa sweater

  Naughty/Ugly Holiday Sweaters - $55.00 Sale! $42.99

  Fun novelty sweaters for him or her.  Great for an ugly sweater contest party!  100% acrylic.  Size L-XL (42-44) fits most adults. Special order or drop shipped.



   I.O.U. A Merry Sex-Mas Coupon Book - $5.50 Sale! $4.80

   Make every night of your holiday a naughty one with these 25 gifts. Make the mistletoe much more fun with this ultimate stocking stuffer!  6 x 3"


   Nature Lovin' Holiday Gift Pack Lube & Free Gift - $25.00 Sale! $21.49

   In this great little stocking stuffer we are happy to offer you a free gift of a 1.7oz Honey Bear. This great gift packet also includes 3 new KOALA holiday flavored lubricants, Sugar Cookie, Rum Cake & Candy Cane are sure to make the season festive!  1.7 oz each bottle. Drop shipped.


   Emotion Lotion Candy Cane Flavor - $8.70 Sale! $7.49

   The original flavored warming lotion in candy cane or peppermint flavor.  Gets warm when you rub it, hot when you blow on it.  Water based, condom compatible, may be used on any part of the body for sensual play.  4 oz flip cap bottle.


 Erotic Couples in Winter Holiday Boxes and Tins

 Click Here for Naughty Holiday Chocolates!


 Naughty & Nice Shots & Napkins

 Festive merry message napkins in several styles to choose from, 16 3 ply 9 7/8 x 8 7/8".  Plain red matching plates, 20 7" plastic.  Pictures left are matching acid free stickers, 4 sheets per pack.


 Merry Messages Holiday Tableware - $3.25 ea.

 Festive merry message napkins in several styles to choose from, 16 3 ply 9 7/8 x 8 7/8".  Plain red matching plates, 20 7" plastic.  Pictures left are matching acid free stickers, 4 sheets per pack.



  Adult Christmas Crackers - $26.99 pack of 6

  Not for kids!  These specially made crackers have the usual paper crown and snap when you pull the ends, but they also have an adult treat such as tasty lube or a flavored condom, a Christmas AmuseMint peppermint candy with fun holiday message and a little chocolate.  If you've purchased regular crackers, you know that this is a great price!  Wrapped in pretty tissue and tied with beautiful ribbon.  Tissue color may vary, but will be elegant.  11 inches long.


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  Adult Christmas Gift Wrap & Bags

     Click Here for Naughty Holiday Chocolates

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             X-Rated Christmas & Hanukkah Cards

    Click Here for Naughty Holiday Chocolates & Candy!

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