These Items Are For Sale All Year!

  Happy Fucking New Year Party Pack - $14.50 Sale! $12.50

   This is new for the season and we love it!  This super fun colorful party pack for eight will make any bah-humbugger get into the party spirit!  Contains eight of each:  Cocktail plates, napkins, party horns, tiaras and balloons.  Merry Christmas and happy fucking new year to you!  Please order early as these sell out fast before the new year.  More New Year Gifts.

  Sexual Positions Calendar - $12.95 Sale! $11.98

   This funny 12 month wall calendar features a sex position of the month on a colorful page with lots of fucking cartoon couples.  Fun for the whole year!  12" x 12".

  Sex Every Day in Every Way Calendars

   The editors of Nerve.com are back with 365 days of inventive, expressive, and hilarious sexual positions sure to inspire you to great heights and depths in the bedroom and beyond. Whether for amusement or inspiration, each day offers a new sexual position with a thought provoking caption, cheeky sex tips, level of difficulty ratings and calorie-burning information. Guaranteed to make your days and nights more interesting  Desk calendar measures 7" x 6.5" and 365 page a day calendar is 6" x 5" x 1.75".

  X-Rated Christmas AmuseMints

   X rated holiday greeting mints with a jumbo peppermint inside.  Each packet has an obscene or rude message:  Merry Fucking Christmas, Merry SEXmas, Horny Holidays, Jingle Balls, Oh Horny Night, Naughty Noel and Santa's Cumming.  Fun to include with Christmas cards or leave on someone's desk at work.

  Edible Holiday Candy Thongs- $8.99 ea.

  Naughty and Nice, Ho Ho Oh!  As fun to see on as they are to eat off!  Slip this under the tree for a special surprise and try on your lover for Christmas morning breakfast!  Both thongs have HO HO OH in white candies in red candy background.  More fun holiday lingerie.

  Sexy Mrs. Clause apron is decked out in her holiday finery.  Santa Clause is happy to see you with his bulging package!  Made of cloth.

  Clever and very cute take on the Kama Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and very happy, gingerbread cookies!  Even has a recipe to make your own cookies.  Spice up your holidays with this little book.

Soft cover - 60 pages, adorable color photos

  Santa's Coming...and he knows who's been naughty or nice!  Journey to a winter wonderland with this Christmas-inspired collection of sexy holiday treats.  Kit includes:  Finger Fun Massager, Silicone Love Ring, Love Plug, Edible Body Paint, Warming Massage Lotion, Love Beads, Vibrating Bullet, Santa Pen, Condom Lollipop, Toy Cleaner, Keychain Lube, Lock & Key and Satin Love Mask.  You'll have a very Merry XXXXmas and a jolly good time!  Assortment and colors may vary.  More Stockings & Stuffers

  Have you been naughty or nice?  Either way, you get something nice and naughty in your stocking this year!  For her is filled with a penis lollipop, a feather tickler, sexy favor coupon book, naughty scratch & win ticket, bedroom dice game and nipple gloss.  For him is filled with favor coupon book, scratch & win ticket, bedroom dice game, feather tickler, candy cock ring and a booby lollipop.  More Stockings & Stuffers

  What a nice surprise for your Christmas tree, table decoration or fireplace mantle.  Fun to tie onto a gift package  Made of hand painted poly-resin.  Breast ball looks like a glass ball ornament.  All about 4 - 5.5 inches tall.  Please try our XRated Ornaments with Chocolate.   Please do not put Out of Stock ornaments in your basket, they are not available.

  Dicky X-Mas Ornaments - $2.99

  Surprise your guests with your naughty decorated tree!  Set of 3.

  Penis or Boobie X-Mas Ornaments - $2.89 ea.

  Sparkling pecker or boob ornaments for your tree or for fun to tie on a package.  Available in red and green, let us choose for you.

Don Wand Glass Candy Cane Dildo with Bonus! - $41.25 Sale! $35.99

 This beautiful glass dildo is shaped like a candy cane and will make your spirit bright!  Glass feels great and smooth, is so easy to clean and is compatible with any kind of lube, no allergic reaction to glass.  Includes a really cool padded pink drawstring storage bag and lube sample pack.

Season's Greetings Vibe - $15.00 Sale! $12.25

 Santa isn't the only one who's cuming!  10 inches long, takes two AA batteries not included.  Novelty vibe.

Candy Cane Vibe - $11.50

 Waterproof, multi-speed, 6 inch vibe.  Takes 2 AA batteries, not included.

Santa Vibe - $5.49

 Mrs. Claus is cuming to-night!  6", takes an AA battery. 

Lil' Santa Vibe - $14.95 Sale! $10.50

 5 inch personal massager.  Remove Santa's little hat and cloak and he'll give naughty girls and boys a special dancing treat!  Takes an AA battery. 

Old St. Prick Vibe - $6.90 Sale! $5.99

 'Tis the season to be jolly.  Let old St. Prick find your g-spot for holiday joy!  5 inch personal massager.  Takes an AA battery, not included. 

Screw You! Santa - $7.05 Sale! $6.99

 Merry Fuckin' Christmas!  Wind up Santa and he flips the bird!  Very funny gift for any holiday scrooge.

Sexy Santa Mug - $5.00 Sale! $2.99

 This detailed plastic mug has a three dimensional Santa who has lost his drawers and has a surprise for you!  Fun to fill with chocolates for a gift or pens on your desk.

Jolly Jumping St. Prick - $3.45 Sale! $2.99

 Wind him up and he jumps all around.

X-Rated Candy Cane Pen - $4.60 Sale! $3.99

 Have you been naughty or nice?  Cute ball point pen with palls at one end and a penis head at the other.

High Heel Christmas Stocking - $6.50

 Who's been naughty and is still going to get all the presents?  Very sexy vinyl with furry trim stocking to hang by the chimney with care.  11 inches tall.  Available in Red or Black.

Stocking Stuffers

Penis and Booby Stockings - $10.00 ea.

 Full sized stockings ready to fill up with naughty things for your lover!

  Stocking Stuffers

  Fun Filled 14" Fuzzy Holiday Stocking

   Filled to the brim with lots of fun toys, candy and treats with risqué and x-rated themes!  Hang this stocking by the chimney with care and you know you'll get a big smile from the recipient knowing that Santa really does exist for bad girls and boys!  Picture is a representation of what you might get.

  Red and Green Dual Color Condom Lollipop - $.99 ea.

  Two toned latex condom for holiday cheer!  Lubricated.  Made by Trustex.

  Red and Green Dual Color Condoms - $1.00 3 pack

  Two toned latex condoms for holiday cheer!  Lubricated.  Made by Trustex.

  Holiday Condom Boxers - $15.00 Sale! $11.99

  Fun red and green condoms fill convenient little pockets (one for each day of the week) for these novelty boxers.  One size fits most.  More Lingerie

  Mr. Clause Holiday Thong - $8.00

  Just what everyone wants to find under their Christmas tree:  A sexy Santa!  One size fits most.  More Stuff for Guys.

  Sexy Santa Undies - $10.00

  Show your lover the true holiday spirit, become a Christmas delight!  One size fits most.  More Guy's Undies

  Sexy Miss Santa Undies - $10.00

  It doesn't take much to get on Santa's 'good' list when one is so 'bad!'  One size fits most. More Lingerie

  Light Up Pecker Santa Hat - $9.99

  Wear to your next party and see who's finding out who's naughty or nice!  Requires a 9v battery to put in hatband.  More Holiday Hats & Lingerie

   Pecker Party Lights - $9.99

   Light up the party with these fun Party Pecker Lights.  Wrap them around the patio or inside the designated party palace.  These light up, pecker vines have 8 different settings to change up the flashing patterns to suit the mood of your party.  The next bachelorette party will be a blast with these light up peckers!  Cute multicolored peckers have little leaves behind them, so they look kind of look like a flower, making the string have a tropical looking feel.  Plugs into outlet.

   Pecker Holiday Lights - $14.99

   Deck the halls or your tree for some naughty fun.  10 lights total.  Plugs into outlet.

   12 Days of Christmas Coupon Book - $2.50

   Something for the naughty stocking!  Who cares what is under the trees, what's is between the sheets is all that matters!  Each coupon offers a sexy surprise for you and your partner for the 12 days before Christmas.

   Holiday 'Treats' Coupon Book - $4.50

   12 coupons for adventurous lovers.

   Barely Legal Christmas DVD - $23.99

   Hustler presents this DVD with 7 female actresses and five male actors in 6 scenes featuring anal, girl on girl and a very jolly 3-way!  123 minutes digitally masterd, plays worldwide, has behind the scenes, trailers for other Hustler movies, hot sex talk and a photo slide show.

 Erotic Couples in Winter Holiday Tin - $8.50