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Valyum.JPG (4845 bytes)   Valyum Chocolate Pills

   Choose from gift box of three 4.5 ounces or poly bag tied with ribbon 1.5 ounces.


ChocolateControl.JPG (13935 bytes)   Chocolate Control - $2.75

   1 Ounce, Poly bag & Ribbon


Aspirin.JPG (13334 bytes)   Giant Chocolate Aspirin $3.75 

   3.5 ounces, Poly bag & Ribbon


PMS Pill.jpg (8055 bytes)   PMS Pill - $6.00

   Poly bag, tied with ribbon - 3.5 ounces


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SmChocoDietPillPkgd.PDD.jpg (18590 bytes)   Chocoholic Diet Pill - $3.25

   Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon - .9 ounces


Chocoholic Diet Pill.jpg (10688 bytes)   Chocoholic Diet Pill - $9.50

    Poly bag, tied with ribbon - 7.8 ounces


Chocolate Dentures Teeth   Chocolate Dentures

   2.8 ounces - Gift box, tied with ribbon.

   More Over the Hill Party Supplies & Chocolates

        Full Set - $8.00

        Partial - $4.00 Poly bag, 1.4 oz.

   Partial Denture Lollipop - $4.00

   1.4 ounces - Poly bag, tied with ribbon.



ChocCondoms.JPG (15203 bytes)   Chocolate Condom Bar - $3.00

   1.5 Ounces, 2" x 3 1/2", Gift Box & Ribbon



   Chocolate V Pills

   Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does for you is a different story!  Gift boxed, tied with ribbon.  Approx. 3 ounces.  Also available in bulk 1 pound boxes (approx. 42 pcs for diamond, approx. 21 for round.)  More Chocolate Gag Gifts No wholesale.


Note:  All of our novelty chocolates on this page have no drugs or drug effect unless chocolate itself makes you high.  If chocolate is your drug, then there is NO cure.  It's the only legal high, so indulge!



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Allergy Warning:  All chocolates we sell may contain and are made in facilities that use tree nuts, peanuts, soy, corn and/or dairy.

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