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White chocolate body parts are tinted
pink to look more flesh colored.
No wholesale on bulk, dozens or multi-packs.
Shipping chocolate in cooler packs
Chocolate Clone-a-Willie Kit - $39.00 Sale! $35.99
Makes an exact replica of your favorite penis in milk chocolate! Includes
everything you need to make the mold and some chocolate to fill it up with.
Manufacturer recommends keeping mold filled with water between use so that you
can mold again. Dry before use again. We suggest making a lot of chocolates at one time and
storing them in the fridge wrapped air tight. We sell extra chocolate in
milk, dark or white.
Dicky Tools - $10.49
Little peenies in a 'tool' box! Peenies are a
contrasting color.
Poly
bag, tied with ribbon - 7.2
ounces
Chocolate Lip Box with Teenie Peenies - $9.99
Peenies are a
contrasting color.
Poly bag, tied with ribbon - 4.7
ounces
Teenie Peenies To Go - $8.99
3.5 ounce Chinese take
out pail full of little peenie snacks! Comes with chopsticks. Pail
color may vary.
Rainbow Chocolate Teenie Peenies
These colorful little peckers will be the hit at any event, coming out party or as a gift
to your favorite queer guy. Perfect for decorating cupcakes. Gift box of
12 tied with ribbon or 1 pound box of
approximately 45 pieces.
More pride gifts.
Eat Your Heart Out - $8.59
A surprise penis molded inside!
Wrapped in poly, tied with ribbon - 4.7 ounces
Penis Cookie Sandwiches
- $10.99 box of 6
Delicious
chocolate tops all natural chocolate cream filled sandwich cookies with a cute little pecker! 6
ounces, gift boxed, tied with
stretch ribbon. Also available in 12 pc gift box, tied with ribbon.
Pecker Squares - $10.99
box of 6
Delicious caramel candy, almond filled or plain solid and with pecker motif on top. Gift boxed,
tied with stretch ribbon.
1.5 oz. ea. If you select Assorted Flavors, you will receive 1/3 milk, 1/3
dark and 1/3 white chocolate in whichever filling or solid you choose.
Big Al - $16.99 ea.
This
big boy is our best seller. 9+ ounces, 6 1/2" tall, three dimensional, gift boxed,
tied with ribbon.
Golden Boy - $18.99 ea.
Just
like our Big Al above, but all that glitters is GOLD! Solid milk chocolate
brushed with elegant
edible gold powder. Give your friends the gift of the Midas touch. 6 1/2
Inches, 9 oz, gift boxed, tied with ribbon.
Big Louie - $9.99 ea.
Big and thick. 7
ounces, 7 1/2 Inches, gift boxed with ribbon
John
Thomas - $7.50 ea.
Hey, Mate!
He's great! 3.6 ounces, 7 Inches,
gift boxed with ribbon
Richard - $5.50 ea.
He's the perfect size and in perfect taste, 6 Inches,
3.5 oz, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Mr. Right - $3.75 ea.
He really is just the right amount.
1.8 ounces, 3 1/2 Inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Little Willie - $3.00
set of two
Packaged back to back in one bag.
1 ounce ea., 3 Inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Teenie
Peenies
2 x 2 clear gift
box tied with ribbon, 3 ounces, 1 3/4" ea. Also available in bulk approx. 52 pcs/lb, no gift box or
ribbon. Click here
for bulk bitty butts.
Teenie Peenies in a Teeny Basket -
$5.99
Our cute
little penis chocolates wrapped in colored foil in a teeny basket. Approx.
1.5 oz. assorted foil colors, 8 pcs. Basket is approx. 2.25 in. and varies
in shape. Basket is
wrapped in a clear poly bag and tied with ribbon.
 Penis
in Frame - $5.00
Featuring a Teenie Peenie
as the artist's muse
in a beautiful Baroque style frame. 3 ounces, boxed, tied with ribbon. Choose
a plain frame or with elegant gold dusting. Gold dusting looks best on
milk or dark chocolate
6 Teenie Peenies in Chocolate Heart Box - $10.00
Wrapped in
poly, tied with ribbon
- 4.7 ounces
Teenie Peenies in
Heart Ornament
12
Peenies in clear heart ornament, tied with ribbon. 2 ounces
5 Teenie Peenies in Heart Ornament - $4.00
1 ounce, in
clear acrylic ornament with bow, wrapped in
poly, tied with ribbon
Rocket Man - $7.50
Long and hard! 4 ounces,
8 inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Peppermint Peter - $7.75 ea.
Crunchy and minty! 4
ounces, 8 inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Winter Willy
- $8.99 ea.
4
Ounces, 8 inches, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Click for St. Prick
in similar style.
The Master - $8.00
A nice hunk of chocolate.
5 1/4" x 3 3/4", poly bag, tied with ribbon. 5.5 ounces
Bent On Chocolate - $1.75 ea.
When you just have to have
chocolate. 1 1/2", poly bag, tied with
ribbon - .7 ounce
Dinky Dicks 8 pc box - $5.00
Stubby and sweet little
dicks. Clear Box, tied with ribbon -
2.6 ounces
Midas - $5.50 ea.
He
turned himself to gold! 2.2
ounces,
5", Wrapped in gold foil, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
 Penis Pop - $ 5.00 ea.
Our very first
lollipop and our most popular still. 2.2 ounces,
5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Hill Billy Willy ™
- $7.50 ea.
Our
best selling lollipop just fell off the turnip truck. Adorable topped off
in a miniature straw hat. 2.2
ounces,
5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Cowboy
Billy Willy™
- $7.50 ea.
Our
best selling lollipop topped off
in a miniature black cowboy hat. 2.2
ounces,
5", poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Chilly Willy™
- $7.99 ea.
Our best
selling lollipop all dressed up in a knit cap and scarf to stay warm. You
know what happens to a willy in the cold! 2.2 ounces, 5", poly bag, tied
with ribbon. Scarf and ribbon will be green/red this year.
Click for more
holiday & Santa
Willy.
Golf Nuts - $7.50
3.6 ounces - Gift
boxed,
tied with stretch ribbon
He's All That - $7.50
A hard hunk a' chocolate of a man.
4 ounces, 7", gift boxed with ribbon
You're A Star - $3.00 ea.
Perfect for your
shining star, bachelorette party bride to be, etc. 1.5
ounces, poly bag, Tied with ribbon
 Hand
Job - $4.00 ea.
Eat a handful. 1.4 ounces, poly
bag, tied with ribbon.
Dressed to Kill - $3.00 ea.
An elegant penis in a
tuxedo jacket. .8 ounce,
poly bag, tied with ribbon.
 David - $3.25 ea.
The divine
torso. 1
ounce, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Mr. Right Lollipop- $3.99 ea.
Nicely detailed. 1.6 ounces,
poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Mr. Pecker Pop - $2.75 ea. or
1 Dozen - $31.00
Great for
bachelorette parties. Poly bag, tied
with ribbon, .9 ounce. (no wholesale on 1 dozen pops).
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Blow Me Pop - $2.50 ea.
or 1 Dozen - $28.00
Sweet and tasty. Poly bag, tied with ribbon,
.7 ounce. (no
wholesale on 1 dozen pops).
Mr. Stubbs - $2.75 ea.
Short and
sweet! .7 ounce, poly
bag, tied with ribbon.
 Naughty
Bear - $3.00
Bad Teddy is so good! 1.2 ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
Mr. Pecker Pacifier - $2.50 ea.
Something
sweet to pacify you. .8 ounces,
poly bag, tied with ribbon.
 Naughty
Cupid - $4.00
For your naughty angel.
Poly bag, tied with
ribbon - 2 ounces
Chocolate Spermie - $3.50 ea.
Who would have
ever thought sperm tasted so good? 3
ounces, poly bag, tied with ribbon.
 Chocolate
Cock - $5.00 ea.
Packaged in an elegant gold gift
box tied with ribbon labeled, "Chocolate Cock." A great gag gift for the
dirty minded! They'll get a surprise when they see inside that it's a
chocolate rooster! 1 ounce.
Weenie Ghost Lollipop - $3.75 ea.
2 Ounces, Wrapped in Cellophane
and Tied with Festive Ribbon
More Naughty Halloweenie Chocolates
Chocolate V
Pills
Of course they have no drug effects, but what chocolate does
for you is a different story! Gift
boxed, tied with ribbon. Approx. 3 ounces.
Also available in bulk 1 pound boxes (approx. 42 pcs for diamond,
approx. 21 for round.) More
Chocolate Gag Gifts No
Wholesale
Naughty Bunnies
Body
parts are light pink for your white chocolate selection so
that they look more like flesh and are more appetizing. If you would
like them to be pure white chocolate, please let us know when you check out.
Naughty Christmas
Chocolates & Santas!
Click to buy these hilarious cards!
Click here
for penis candies that don't need cooler packs in warm weather!
Penis Candy, Gummies, Cookies, Pasta!
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Lingerie
Naughty
Valentine Chocolates & Candies
Adult
Valentine Gifts
Adult
Holiday Gifts, Cards, Wraps & Bags
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Ladies
Naughty Holiday
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