We'll send
your card as a gift, write your message in the blank provided on billing page and the recipient's address.
Cards are sold all year long!
Up to 6 cards only will
ship 6.80 USPS Priority mail, shipping will be changed after you
place your order.
Click on pictures
for detail - Available all year!
New Cards
Outside:
Remember, the size of the package isn't important.
Inside:
Okay. Like Hell it's not!
Merry Christmas!!
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
For Christmas I wanted to give you something
you've always wanted!
Inside:
Hope you always wanted a card. Merry Christmas!!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
He see you when you're sleeping . . .
Inside:
and he likes what he sees.
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
Happy Holidays from those of
us that have known you both for a long, long, time.
Inside:
- and like you anyway.
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
First I was going to stop
over for Christmas then I thought of coming over wearing something Tight
and Sexy! Then I thought of coming over wearing nothing but an
Overcoat!
Inside:
Then I thought "Naw, I'll send a card.
Merry Christmas! 5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
(as shown)
Inside:
Sometimes "Bah, Humbug" Just Isn't
Enough!
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
No gifts for you . . .
Inside:
You've been an asshole this year.
5 x 7"
Out
of Stock
Outside:
It's the perfect gift to keep your north pole . . .
Outside:
I spent most of my precious time thinking about your Christmas
present . . .
Inside:
(
as shown)
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Holiday Riddle: What can a woman put behind her ears to
make herself more attractive to men?
Inside:
Her Knees! Happy
Holidays
5 x 7" Tri Fold
Outside:
This little gingerbread house has been made especially for you!
It has a fluffy frosting roof, pinwheel peppermint decorations, a
gumdrop fence, and inside . . .
Inside:
. . . a black licorice whip. Happy
Holidays you pervert.
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Ironically Santa was into "naughty" in his spare time.
Inside:
Hope your holidays are whipped into a frenzy!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
As Shown
Inside:
Where the Fuck is that FAT OLD FART SANTA?
5 x 7"
$2.75
Outside:
I heard GOOD GIRLS get treats in their Christmas stockings . . .
Inside:
but BAD GIRLS like me get a HUNK OF COAL!
5 x 7"
$2.00
Outside:
The Jumbo Dicky Switch Plate (as shown, inside, card has adhesive dots
to apply to your existing light switch cover.)
Inside:
Time to turn on Santa's North Pole!
5 x 7"
$3.95
Christmas
Outside:
Do not open until Christmas
Inside:
Unless you want Santa to come early this year.
5 x 7"
Outside:
I Didn't Believe in Santa . . .
Inside:
Now I Believe!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Happy to See Me?
Inside:
Or is that a yule log in your pants? Let's fire it up this
Christmas.
5 x 7"
Outside:
If you're going to eat too much, drink too much and party too much
this holiday season...
Inside:
You might as well spend too much on a present for me. Merry
Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Oh, I'm gettin' nuthin' for Christmas! Santa says I've been
bad!
Inside:
Asshole.
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Wishing you a stress-free Holiday Season.
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