We'll send
your card as a gift, write your message in the blank provided on billing page and the recipient's address.
Cards are sold all year long!
Up to 6 cards only will
ship 6.80 USPS Priority mail, shipping will be changed after you
place your order.
Click on pictures
for detail - Available all year!
New Cards
Outside:
Remember, the size of the package isn't important.
Inside:
Okay. Like Hell it's not!
Merry Christmas!!
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
For Christmas I wanted to give you something
you've always wanted!
Inside:
Hope you always wanted a card. Merry Christmas!!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
He see you when you're sleeping . . .
Inside:
and he likes what he sees.
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
Happy Holidays from those of
us that have known you both for a long, long, time.
Inside:
- and like you anyway.
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
First I was going to stop
over for Christmas then I thought of coming over wearing something Tight
and Sexy! Then I thought of coming over wearing nothing but an
Overcoat!
Inside:
Then I thought "Naw, I'll send a card.
Merry Christmas! 5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
(as shown)
Inside:
Sometimes "Bah, Humbug" Just Isn't
Enough!
5 x 7"
$2.50
Outside:
No gifts for you . . .
Inside:
You've been an asshole this year.
5 x 7"
Out
of Stock
Outside:
It's the perfect gift to keep your north pole . . .
Outside:
I spent most of my precious time thinking about your Christmas
present . . .
Inside:
(
as shown)
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Holiday Riddle: What can a woman put behind her ears to
make herself more attractive to men?
Inside:
Her Knees! Happy
Holidays
5 x 7" Tri Fold
Outside:
This little gingerbread house has been made especially for you!
It has a fluffy frosting roof, pinwheel peppermint decorations, a
gumdrop fence, and inside . . .
Inside:
. . . a black licorice whip. Happy
Holidays you pervert.
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Ironically Santa was into "naughty" in his spare time.
Inside:
Hope your holidays are whipped into a frenzy!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
As Shown
Inside:
Where the Fuck is that FAT OLD FART SANTA?
5 x 7"
$2.75
Outside:
I heard GOOD GIRLS get treats in their Christmas stockings . . .
Inside:
but BAD GIRLS like me get a HUNK OF COAL!
5 x 7"
$2.00
Outside:
The Jumbo Dicky Switch Plate (as shown, inside, card has adhesive dots
to apply to your existing light switch cover.)
Inside:
Time to turn on Santa's North Pole!
5 x 7"
$3.95
Christmas
Outside:
Do not open until Christmas
Inside:
Unless you want Santa to come early this year.
5 x 7"
Outside:
I Didn't Believe in Santa . . .
Inside:
Now I Believe!
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Happy to See Me?
Inside:
Or is that a yule log in your pants? Let's fire it up this
Christmas.
5 x 7"
Outside:
If you're going to eat too much, drink too much and party too much
this holiday season...
Inside:
You might as well spend too much on a present for me. Merry
Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Oh, I'm gettin' nuthin' for Christmas! Santa says I've been
bad!
Inside:
Asshole.
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Wishing you a stress-free Holiday Season.
Inside:
Don't Sleep Under The Christmas Tree With Anyone Else But Me!
5 x 7"
Outside:
I'll Hope to see You for Chirstmas . . .
Inside:
If You're Not Too TIED UP!
5 x 7"
Outside:
This Christmas you can call me
Ebenezer . . .
Inside:
. . . because I want to SCROOGE you all night long!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Inside:
Merry Christmas from your favorite laptop.
5 x 7"
Outside:
It's Christmas . . .
Inside:
It's okay to bite off more than you can chew.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Sorry I ate your Christmas present. So, to make up for it . . .
Inside:
feel free to eat me! Merry Christmas you cannibal!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Of course your Christmas gift from me will be very tasteful .
. .
Inside:
Make that tasty!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Christmas is my favorite time of the year . . .
trimming the tree . . . wrapping presents . . . singing carols . . . and
Inside:
Being kissed under the mistletoe
5 x 7"
Outside:
Santa won't be bringing you what you asked for
this year!
Inside:
They don't make peckers that big!
5 x 7"
Outside:
About your Christmas Gift . . .
Inside:
. . . it's in the bag. Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
How 'bout some holiday decorating at my house .
. .
Inside:
It'll sure get us into the Christmas spirit!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Kiss me!
Inside:
Under the mistletoe.
5 x 7"
Outside:
Santa makes a list of naughty people . . .
Inside:
Congratulations! You were named #1! Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
Outside:
How 'bout some holiday decorating at my house .
. .
Inside:
It'll sure get us into the Christmas spirit!
5 x 7"
Outside:
This Christmas
Inside:
May visions of sugar canes dance in your bed Merry
Christmas
5 x 7"
Outside:
Christmas Fun with Dick and Jane
See Jane. See Jane have a Merry Christmas. See Spot. See
Spot have a Merry Christmas. See Dick. See Dick gripe about
holiday traffic, expenses, and family stress.
Inside:
Don't be a Dick. Enjoy the Holidays.
5 x 7"
Outside:
There we go! (Santa is scribbling on his list)
Inside:
You didn't make Santa's naughty or nice list . . . but you're at the top
of his shit list! Merry Christmas
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
Warmest Wishes
Inside:
are coming your way! Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
Outside:
SCREW THE SNOW!
Inside:
This is the Life! Merry Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
If you were expecting something BIG from me
this Christmas . . .
Inside:
open my bra!
5 x 7"
Outside:
You know what they say . . . Good things come
in small packages.
Inside:
Unless, of course, we're talking about the size of your dick. Merry
Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Half the fun of getting a present . . .
Inside:
is unwrapping it. Merry
Christmas!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Good News! Santa says you're on his gift list.
Inside:
Or maybe he said SHIT LIST . . . It wasn't a very good connection.
Happy Holidays
5 x 7"
$2.95
Outside:
If You Don't Like My Xmas Gift . . .
Inside:
As Shown (Santa suggesting you can kiss his
mistletoe tattooed ass)
5 x 7"
Outside:
Have a great, fantastic, wonderful super
Christmas!
Inside:
If you can't manage that, don't fuck it up for everyone else.
5 x
7"
A Gay Holiday
Outside:
Hey! Let's Hit the Slopes Together . . .
Inside: .
. . and Hope We Hump Into Each Other! 5 x 7"
Thanksgiving
Outside:
Is that a Pop-UP thermometer in your pocket or ar you just happy to
see me?
Inside: Now, that's something
to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving!
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