Over
the Hill Confetti - $3.00
14 grams of silver and black "Over the Hill."
Over
the Hill Invitations - $4.70
Outside
says: It's an Over the Hill party! in colorful letters trimmed in
silver metallic. Inside has for, date, time, place, rsvp. 5
x 4" with white envelopes.
Matching dinnerware, click here.
50 Isn't Fatal Invitations
& Gift Bag
Invitations inside say, " but it's pretty fuckin' old" with space to write party
place, time, etc. White envelopes.
Over
the Hill Survival Kit Bag - $3.75
Cute
cardboard bag that looks like a doctor's gladstone bag.
Over the Hill Tombstone Gift Bag
- $5.25
Shaped like
a tombstone with dead flowers at the bottom. 13.25 x 9.75" with
black cord handle and matching tombstone shaped gift tag..
Happy Birthday Old Fart Gift Bag
- $3.25
Standard size with handle.
Old Farts Over 50 Gift Bag
- $3.25
Handy definitions for farts
for the old fart. Standard size with handle.
Life Begins at 50 Gift Bag
- $3.25
"LIfe
begins at 50 Unfortunately,
Everything Else Wears Out, Spreads Out and Falls Out!" Standard size with handle
and matching gift tag.
Life Begins at 40! Gift Bag
- $3.25
"Life
Begins at 40! Unfortunately,
Everything Else Wears Out, Spreads Out and Falls Out!" Standard size with handle.
Over the Hill Gift Bags
- $2.75 ea.
Two
hilarious bags to choose from, "Over the hill, and still acting LIKE A
VIRGIN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! " and "I Got Your OVER THE HILL Right
Here!!" Standard size with handle and matching gift tag.
Over
the Hill Confetti Bag - $3.00
Big bag,
10.5 x 12.5", with cutout star in the middle with silver confetti
inside. Black and white cord handle with matching gift tag.
Eye Chart Gift Bag
for Bottles
- $3.00
MANY PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE OLDER THAN DIRT
13 1/2 x 4 1/2 with handle
Older Than Dirt Wrapping Paper
- $2.25
1 large sheet
Happy Birthday Old Fart Wrapping Paper
- $3.00
20 x 30 inches - 2 sheets
Over the Hill Balloons Wrapping Paper
or Tissue
- $2.99
20 x 30
inches - 2 sheets wrap. 20 x 26 inches - 4 sheets tissue.
Antique, Ancient, Aged Wrapping Paper
- $2.99
20 x 30
inches - 2 sheets wrap. 20 x 26 inches - 4 sheets tissue.
50
Wrapping Paper
- $3.00
20 x 30 inches - 2 sheets
40 Wrapping Paper
- $3.00
20 x 30 inches - 2 sheets
Old Fart Tissue
- $2.99
20" x 26" - 4 sheets
Over
the Hill Vouchers - $4.98
10 very useful survival gifts and services.
Very funny cartoons.
Outside:
You're still young enough to run with the movers and shkers . . .
Inside:
Even if your shaker doesn't move like it used to. Happy
Birthday!
5 x 7"
Outside:
This Birthday will CHANGE everything . . .
Inside:
. . . you used to be a PERVERT, now you're just a dirty Old Man!
5 x 7" Trifold
Outside:
(Black cover) You're at that Special Age . . .
Inside:
Somewhere between Hot Stuff and Cold Stiff
5 x 7"
Click here
for more Over the Hill & Birthday Greeting Cards
Click here for risqué cards
Hilarious
Over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!
Click Here!
Nasty Granny Dolls
Adult
Birthday Party
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