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Over The Hill Gift Wrap, Bags, Invitations & Greeting Cards

 Warning! Adult humor and content is on this page.

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 Over the Hill Confetti - $3.00

 14 grams of silver and black "Over the Hill."


 Over the Hill Invitations - $4.70

 Outside says:  It's an Over the Hill party! in colorful letters trimmed in silver metallic.  Inside has for, date, time, place, rsvp.  5 x 4" with white envelopes.  Matching dinnerware, click here.


   50 Isn't Fatal Invitations & Gift Bag

  Invitations inside say, " but it's pretty fuckin' old" with space to write party place, time, etc.  White envelopes.

     Gift Bag - $3.25

     8 Invitations - $3.99

  Over the Hill Survival Kit Bag - $3.75

  Cute cardboard bag that looks like a doctor's gladstone bag.


   Happy Birthday Old Fart Gift Bag - $3.25

   Standard size with handle.



   Old Farts Over 50 Gift Bag - $3.25

  Handy definitions for farts for the old fart.  Standard size with handle.


    Out of Stock

   Life Begins at 50 Gift Bag - $3.25

   "LIfe begins at 50   Unfortunately, Everything Else Wears Out, Spreads Out and Falls Out!"  Standard size with handle and matching gift tag.


   Over the Hill Gift Bags - $2.75 ea.

   Two hilarious bags to choose from, "Over the hill, and still acting LIKE A VIRGIN!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY! " and "I Got Your OVER THE HILL Right Here!!"  Standard size with handle and matching gift tag.

                                Only 3 of the bag with the old guy left.

  Over the Hill Confetti Bag - $3.00

  Big bag, 10.5 x 12.5", with cutout star in the middle with silver confetti inside.  Black and white cord handle with matching gift tag.


   Older Than Dirt Wrapping Paper - $2.25

   1 large sheet



   Happy Birthday Old Fart Wrapping Paper - $3.00

   20 x 30 inches - 2 sheets


   Over the Hill Balloons Wrapping Paper or Tissue - $2.99

   20 x 30 inches - 2 sheets wrap.  20 x 26 inches - 4 sheets tissue.



 Over the Hill Vouchers - $4.98

 10 very useful survival gifts and services.  Very funny cartoons.


  Outside:  You're still young enough to run with the movers and shkers . . .

  Inside:  Even if your shaker doesn't move like it used to.  Happy Birthday!

  5 x 7"


  Outside:  This Birthday will CHANGE everything . . .

  Inside:  . . . you used to be a PERVERT, now you're just a dirty Old Man!

  5 x 7" Trifold


Click here for more Over the Hill & Birthday Greeting Cards

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Chocolate Dentures

   Hilarious Over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!

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