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Naughty Birthday Cards

We can send your card as a gift, just write your message in the blank provided on the order form and the recipient's address.

Up to 3-6 6 cards only will ship $6.95 standard mail, shipping will be changed after you place your order.

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  Outside:  Oh darling, when you said small gift, I thought you were going to unzip your pants.

  Inside:  BIG Birthday Wishes!

  5 x 7

  $2.95


  Outside:  I hate cheap sentiments but this year, it's all I can afford . . .

  Inside:  Wishing you lots of fucking rainbows, hearts and unicorns on your birthday.

  5 x 7

  Out of stock


  Outside:  As shown - Guy with Cake and Real Pink Balloon

  Inside:  Make a wish and blow!  Happy Birthday

  5x7

 Out of Stock


  Outside:  As shown - Guy with Cake and Brown Balloon

  Inside:  Make a wish and blow!  Happy Birthday

  5x7

 $2.95


  Outside:  Come On!

  Inside:  Celebrate your birthday in style this year!

  5x7

  $2.95


 Outside:  MAMMOGRAM!

  Inside:  Breast Wishes On Your Birthday!

  5x7

  $2.95


  Outside:  Consider yourself lucky, birthday boy . . .

  Inside:  I don't suck cock for just anyone.

  5 x 7

  Out of Stock


  Outside:  I was going to celebrate your birthday with one GIGANTIC candle, but then I thought . . .

  Inside:  NOTHING holds a candle to YOU!!

  5 x 7 folded, Tri-Fold

 

  $2.50


  Outside:  Birthdays are the perfect time to have your cake

  Inside:  And eat me, too!  Happy Birthday

  5x7

Out of Stock


  Outside:  Open Your Mouth and Close Your Eyes . . .

  Inside:  'Cause I'm Gonna Give You a Great Big Birthday Surprise!

 5 x 7

    Out of Stock


  Outside:  There's nothing SEXIER than a MAN in UNIFORM

  Inside:  . . . except a man getting out of one     Happy Birthday

 Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded

 

  Out of Stock


LeaveYouCold.jpg (34320 bytes)  Outside:  If all your other birthday presents leave you cold . . .

  Inside:  Here's one you can definitely warm up to!  Happy Birthday!

  Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded

 

Out of Stock


BendOverFillin.jpg (32287 bytes)  Outside:  Do you know what he really wants to give you for your birthday

  Inside:  Bend over and he'll fill you in!

  Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded

 

  OUT OF STOCK


GoodCleanFunBD.jpg (41535 bytes)  Outside:  On your birthday . . .

  Inside:  Have some good clean fun!

  Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded

  (bottom is cut off on this page, actually shows his "full" package)

  OUT OF STOCK


  Outside:  What would you do if this birthday card were my zipper?

  Inside:  I thought so.  Happy Birthday!

  5x7

  $2.95


HalfAssedBirthday.jpg (30345 bytes)  Outside:  As pictured

  Inside:  Leave it to me to send you a half-assed birthday card!

  5x7

 Out of Stock


  Outside:  As shown

  Inside:  Hope your birthday BLOWS you away!

  5x7

  Out of Stock


Outside:  As shown

  Inside:  Hope this birthday finds you in the middle of something Big!

 5 x 7" 

 Out of Stock


AppetizersCocktailsOutside.jpg (27778 bytes)   AppetizerandCocktails.jpg (40576 bytes)Outside:  Remember:  On your birthday don't fill up on appetizers &cocktails  

   5 x 7" 

Inside:  Because the main course is yet to cum!!!

  $2.50


AppetizersforFemale.jpg (33117 bytes)   AppetizersforFemaleInside.jpg (19648 bytes)Outside:  Remember:  On your birthday don't fill up on appetizers & cocktails  

   5 x 7" 

Inside:  Because the main course is yet to cum!!!

  $2.50


  Outside:  Men are like birthday candles. . .

  Inside:  You blow them, but you never get what you wished for. Happy Birthday!

  5 x 7" 

  Out of Stock


  Outside:  When I grow up, I want to be just like you!

  Inside:  Except not so old and with bigger boobs.  Happy Birthday

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Greeting Card - $2.75

   Outside: Mr. Golf

   Inside:  Score a hole in one on your birthday.

  

 


  Outside: Golf is like Sex!

   Inside:  The older you get, the harder it is to score!

  

     Out of Stock


Outside:  You know what they say:  "As you get older, the mind is the first thing to go."

  Inside:  So, let's FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT and get it over with while we're still young!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  5 x 7"

                           Out of Stock


Outside:  Wow!  You're really holding your own . . .

  Inside:  . . . good, because at your age, nobody else wants to HOLD IT for you!  Happy Birthday!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  For Your Birthday, I'll Give You ONE BIG SMACK for Every Year!

  Inside:  And one for good measure!  Happy Birthday! 

  5 x 7"

   $2.00


  Outside:  Hope your birthday is red hot

  Inside:  Happy Birthday!  5 x 7"

                               $2.50


Outside:  Honey . . . In Honor of Your Birthday . . .

I've Decided to Invest in Some STOCKS & BONDS! 

 5 x 7"

 Inside:  Happy Birthday!

 

                             $2.50

DoIWishYouOutside.jpg (33394 bytes)Outside:  Do I wish you a happy birthday? 

5 x 7"

 

 

DoIWishYouButt.jpg (38083 bytes)Inside:  BUTT of course I do

 Out of Stock


 Sexy Confetti - $4.50

 Multicolored confetti with little peckers, boobies, hearts and lips!  Add this to your card for fun!  Email us if you want this in a card we send for you.

 

     


 Penis Confetti - $4.98 

   Sprinkle in your invitations or greeting cards to give your guests or friends a taste of what's to cum!

 

     


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