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Outside: I hate cheap
sentiments but this year, it's all I can afford . . .
Inside: Wishing
you lots of fucking rainbows, hearts and unicorns on your birthday.
5 x 7
Outside: As shown - Guy
with Cake and Real Pink Balloon
Inside: Make a wish and blow!
Happy Birthday
5x7
Outside: Come On!
Inside: Celebrate your
birthday in style this year!
5x7
Outside: MAMMOGRAM!
Inside: Breast
Wishes On Your Birthday!
5x7
Outside: Consider yourself lucky, birthday boy . . .
Inside: I don't suck cock
for just anyone.
5 x 7
 Outside:
I thought for once I would get you a clean card for your birthday
(written on outside with colorful cartoon balloons)
Inside: Happy Birthday (picture is
on inside of card)
5 x 7
Outside: I was going to celebrate your birthday with one GIGANTIC
candle, but then I thought . . .
Inside: NOTHING holds a
candle to YOU!!
5 x 7 folded, Tri-Fold
 
Outside: Birthdays are the
perfect time to have your cake
Inside: And eat me, too! Happy Birthday
5x7
 Outside:
Open Your Mouth and Close
Your Eyes . . .
Inside:
'Cause I'm Gonna
Give You a Great Big Birthday Surprise!
5 x 7
Outside: There's nothing SEXIER
than a MAN in UNIFORM
Inside: . . .
except a man getting out of one Happy Birthday
Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded
 Outside: If all your other
birthday presents leave you cold . . .
Inside: Here's one you can
definitely warm up to! Happy Birthday!
Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded
 Outside:
Do you know what he really wants to give you for your birthday
Inside: Bend over and he'll fill
you in!
Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded
 Outside:
I've Erected Something Very Special for Your Birthday . . .
Inside: Why don't you come over
and see how it fits?!
5x7
 Outside: On your birthday . . .
Inside: Have some good clean
fun!
Tri-Fold Card 5x7 when folded
(bottom is cut off on this
page, actually shows his "full" package)
 Outside:
What would you do if this birthday card were my zipper?
Inside: I thought so.
Happy Birthday!
5x7
 Outside:
For your Birthday we got you a boy-toy for a day!
Inside: Enjoy your day! 5x7
 Outside:
In Honor of Your Birthday . . . The Balloons Have All Gone Up . . .
Inside: And So Has My
Dick!
5x7
 Outside:
As pictured
Inside: Leave it to me to send
you a half-assed birthday card!
5x7
 Outside:
As shown
Inside: Hope your birthday BLOWS you away!
5x7
Outside: As shown
Inside:
Hope this birthday finds you in the middle of something Big!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Remember: On your birthday don't fill up on appetizers
&cocktails
5 x 7"
Inside:
Because the main course is yet to cum!!!
 Outside:
Remember: On your birthday don't fill
up on appetizers & cocktails
5 x 7"
Inside:
Because the
main course is yet to cum!!!
Outside: Well, I don't
care if it is your birthday!!
Inside: You can't keep
them!
5 x 7"
Outside: Happy Birthday!
Oh, Darling! It's so Big and Shiny! And it has such a snug fit!
Inside: Oh Yeah?
Wait Till You Get to My Penis!
5 x 7"
Outside: Men are like birthday candles. . .
Inside: You blow them, but you never
get what you wished for. Happy Birthday!
5 x 7"
Outside: Men! Only Chocolate
Clings to Your Thighs Faster!
Inside: At least with chocolate you
can pick out the nuts! Happy Birthday
5 x 7"
Outside: When I grow up, I want
to be just like you!
Inside: Except not so old and with
bigger boobs. Happy Birthday
5 x 7"
Outside: CHANGES come
with age but . . .
Inside: Beauty like yours
can't be restrained. Happy Birthday!
5 x 7"
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Outside: Mr. Golf
Inside: Score a hole in one on your birthday.
Outside: Golf is like Sex!
Inside: The older you get, the harder it is to score!
Outside: (Black cover)
You're at that Special Age . . .
Inside: Somewhere between
Hot Stuff and Cold Stiff
5 x 7"
 Outside:
You know what they say: "As you get older, the mind is the
first thing to go."
Inside:
So, let's FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT and get it over with while we're still
young! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Wow! You're really holding your own . . .
Inside: . . . good,
because at your age, nobody else wants to HOLD IT for you! Happy Birthday!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
For Your Birthday, I'll Give You ONE BIG SMACK for Every Year!
Inside:
And one for good measure! Happy Birthday!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Hope your birthday is red hot
Inside:
Happy Birthday! 5 x 7"
  Outside:
Honey . . . In Honor of Your Birthday . . .
I've Decided to Invest in Some STOCKS &
BONDS!
5 x 7"
Inside:
Happy Birthday!
 Outside:
Do I wish you a happy birthday?
5 x 7"
 Inside:
BUTT of course I do
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$4.50
Multicolored confetti with little peckers, boobies, hearts and lips! Add
this to your card for fun! Email us if you want this in a card we send for
you.
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$4.98
Sprinkle in your invitations or greeting
cards to give your guests or friends a taste of what's to cum!
Confetti Boobs - $4.98
Great to sprinkle around the drinking table or
inside invitations.
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