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Naughty Birthday Cards

We can send your card as a gift, just write your message in the blank provided on the order form and the recipient's address.

Up to 12 cards only will ship $6.95 standard mail, shipping will be changed after you place your order.  If you want first class shipping, enter that in the special instructions line at check out.

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  Outside:  As shown - Guy with Cake and Brown Balloon

  Inside:  Make a wish and blow!  Happy Birthday



 Outside:  MAMMOGRAM!

  Inside:  Breast Wishes On Your Birthday!


  $2.95  Only 1 left!

  Outside:  I was going to celebrate your birthday with one GIGANTIC candle, but then I thought . . .

  Inside:  NOTHING holds a candle to YOU!!

  5 x 7 folded, Tri-Fold



AppetizersCocktailsOutside.jpg (27778 bytes)   AppetizerandCocktails.jpg (40576 bytes)Outside:  Remember:  On your birthday don't fill up on appetizers &cocktails  

   5 x 7" 

Inside:  Because the main course is yet to cum!!!


AppetizersforFemale.jpg (33117 bytes)   AppetizersforFemaleInside.jpg (19648 bytes)Outside:  Remember:  On your birthday don't fill up on appetizers & cocktails  

   5 x 7" 

Inside:  Because the main course is yet to cum!!!


  Outside:  When I grow up, I want to be just like you!

  Inside:  Except not so old and with bigger boobs.  Happy Birthday

  5 x 7"


   Greeting Card - $2.75

   Outside: Mr. Golf

   Inside:  Score a hole in one on your birthday.



  Outside:  For Your Birthday, I'll Give You ONE BIG SMACK for Every Year!

  Inside:  And one for good measure!  Happy Birthday! 

  5 x 7"


Outside:  Honey . . . In Honor of Your Birthday . . .

I've Decided to Invest in Some STOCKS & BONDS! 

 5 x 7"

 Inside:  Happy Birthday!



 Sexy Confetti - $4.50

 Multicolored confetti with little peckers, boobies, hearts and lips!  Add this to your card for fun!  Email us if you want this in a card we send for you.  Click here for more confetti!



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