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Over The Hill Tableware

 Warning! Adult humor and content is on this page.

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   Bed Pan Bowl - $8.00

   Black plastic bed pan, great for holding ice for some drinks or get a few and spread around the table filled with snacks.  Really funny, sad and disgusting.

 

 


   OTH Assorted Shot Glasses - $5.25

   Set of four plastic shot glasses with sayings:  Got Prune Juice, @#%* Birthdays!, At my AGE... happy Hour is a NAP!! and definitions of Old.

 


   OTH Another Birthday Shot - $2.99 ea.

   Black ceramic shot glass that says, 'Over the Hill Another Birthday Shot.'

 


   Another Birthday Shot Hanging Shot glass - $1.50 ea.

   Metallic blue bead chain with shot glass that says, 'Another Birthday Shot' in fun colors.

 

 

 


   Prune Juice Party Shooter - $7.50  

   Yum, prune juice shooters!  Follow the Chug Challenge on the back and go Geezer go!

  


   Old Fart's & Old Bag's Beer Can Koozies - $3.98 ea.

   Now the old geezer will never lose a beer!  Hides a cup of Metamucil or prune juice!  Funny card insert of a geezer or geezette has a description how the cooler and a 6-pack makes a great over the hill gift!

                             


   Old Fart's Prescription Hanging Shot Glass - $5.98 

   It may look like a prescription bottle, but it's actually a shot glass with a built-in necklace!  Header card describes how this shot glass and a bottle of the Old Fart's favorite alcoholic beverage makes a great Over the Hill gift!  Could possibly keep dribble in check too.

                              


  Eye Chart Mug - $3.50

   Over the Hill Eye Chart - N O M O R E S E X F O R U.  Has cute little reading glasses inside.

 

 

  Over The Hill Mugs & Get Up & Go! Gift Sets

   Mugs are available individually or as a gift set with coffee single and prunes.  Gift set is packaged in poly bag and tied with ribbon.

       Mugs Only - $5.75 ea. OUT OF STOCK

       Get Up & Go! Set  - $8.75 OUT OF STOCK


   Over the Hill Trivia Napkins - $4.15

   25 napkins that open up to a questionnaire about the Old Geezer.  When everyone has answered the questions, the Old Fart has to reveal the correct answers to everyone at the party!

   


  Over the Hill Partyware

   This paper tableware makes a bold statement.  The lettering is prismatic.  Cocktail napkins have 16 pieces per pack, cups and luncheon and appetizer plates have 8 per pack.

 

                              

  Over the Hill . . . the party continues Partyware

   Prismatic lettering on bold colors with a black background.  Cocktail napkins have 16 pieces per pack, cups and luncheon and appetizer plates have 8 per pack.  Banner is 12 ft. long x 5 in. wide.  8 invitations per pack.

 

   

  Happy Birthday . . . again! Partyware

   Fun, colorful and bold.  Cocktail napkins have 16 pieces per pack, cups and luncheon and appetizer plates have 8 per pack.

 

    

   Novelty Napkins - $3.25 ea.

   Very funny napkins that can mix and match with our other tableware.  Cocktail size, 16 per pack.  From left to right:  , The Secret to Aging? deny, deny, deny; I'm Still Hot . . . It Just Comes In FLASHES; @#%& Birthdays!; and Goodbye to youth!

                              


 

 

 

  Forever Young & Cheers Partyware

   Fun and colorful tableware suitable for any celebratory occasion.  'Cheers' on plates is prismatic.  Napkins have 16 pieces per pack, cups and plates have 8 per pack.  Happy Birthday plates are 7".

 

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Black Disposable Tableware

  Black cups, napkins, plates, mixed utensils, forks and tablecovers that are great for over the hill parties.  Beverage napkins are 50 pc. packs, luncheon napkins are 20 pc. packs, plates are 20 pc packs and cutlery packs are 24.  With the exception of the 2 ply napkins, everything is made of plastic.  Banquet table cloth is sold by the each and is 54 x 108 inches and can be cut smaller.

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 Over the Hill Confetti - $3.00

 14 grams of silver and black "Over the Hill."

     


   'Relax, I'm Just Here for the Cake' Cake Plaque - $0.45 ea.

   Black and white plastic, about 5 1/2" x 4 3/4".

    


 Happy Fucking Birthday Partyware

 

 

   Hilarious over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!

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