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Over The Hill Tee Shirts, Diapers, Nametags, Hats & Things to Wear

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   Old Fart's Naughty Night Out T-Shirt and Pen - $16.50 

  A fun shirt specifically for the Old Fart!  Outrageous and slightly risqué dares make this an evening she'll never forget!  Includes pen to check off dares.  One size fits most, XL.


   Old Bag's Naughty Night Out T-Shirt and Pen - $16.50 

  A fun shirt specifically for the Old Bag!  Outrageous and slightly risqué dares make this an evening he'll never forget!  Includes pen to check off dares.  One size fits most, XL.


   Over the Hill Birthday Challenge Tee & Hat - $16.50

   Includes party hat and pen to check off the 17 dares listed.  A really fun and embarrassing party shirt for work, big group gathering, going to a bar or restaurant, etc.  One size fits most, XL.


   Over the Hill Survival Hat - $23.00 Sale! $17.95

   Black bucket hat with funny things in print, badges and products (senior seltzer, etc.).  One size fits most.



   Over the Hill Tombstone Mardi Gras Necklace - $4.00 Sale! $2.99

   Black bead necklace with resin tombstone that says 'OVER THE HILL Too Pooped to Party!'



   Ms. Over the Hill Sash - $10.00 

   Very cute and funny satin sash you pin at the bottom just like in a beauty pageant.  Black cursive lettering that says 'Ms. Over the Hill' with metallic sequins on edges.


   Over the Hill Birthday Blues Kit - $7.00 

   Your old geezer can really feel the blues by playing it on his own harmonica while wearing dark glasses.  Tune booklet included.


  Over the Hill Glasses - $5.00 

   These make your eyes look funny and huge!  2 package designs to choose from.  We may have to substitute one for the other if out of stock.


   Over the Hill Buttons - $4.75

   Five black balloons with assorted sentiments for the old geezer or geezette.


   Old Fart's Retirement Planner Spinner Button - $4.98

   Makes it easy for the Old Fart to plan his last days on earth without using the few brain cells he has left.



 Old Fart's Friend Nametags - $2.25

   20 fun badges for the old fart's party.  Great for those getting senile and not being able to remember their old friend's names after all these years.




 Hanging Shot Glass Necklaces


Chocolate Dentures Over the Hill Dentistry Gifts

  Hilarious over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!

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