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Happy Divorce Chocolate Bar - $8.50
A huge piece of chocolate to make anyone smile during the worst of times.
Gift boxed, tied with stretch ribbon, 6 ounces. Requires cooler pack
during warm months.
Bandaged Heart Lollipop - $2.50
A nice chocolate gift to anyone who is recovering from a
broken heart. Poly bag, tied with ribbon, 1 oz. Requires cooler pack
during warm months.
Trampled Heart Lollipop - $2.50
A nice chocolate gift to anyone who is recovering from a
stepped on or broken heart. Poly bag, tied with ribbon, 1 oz.
Divorced Diva Cake Topper - $5.25 Celebrate your freedom with a little comic relief.
Approx. 5" tall, made of resin.
Divorced Diva Dart Board - $4.25 Place
the ex-husband's photo on the bullseye and give everyone a shot at him! 2
magnetic darts included.
Divorced Diva Ex Husband Pinata - $5.25 Fun
game to put lots of fun treats in. Pull tabs after shouting out insults
about the ex and maybe some surprises will come out of the box! Put ex's
picture of his face and beat the crap out of it!
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here for piñata candy and fillings.
Divorced Diva Un-Welcome Doormat - $9.25 Walk
all over your ex! The hysterically fun Divorced Diva Door Mat allows you
to slip a photo of her ex-husband into place and then all your friends can wipe
their feet all over him. Hilarious as a gag gift!
Divorced Diva Cap - $5.25 Black
adjustable cap.
Blinking LED Just
Divorced Sash - $8.99 Black satin,
one size with 5 LED lights.
Divorced Diva Flashing Sash - $9.00 Place
the ex-husband's photo on the bullseye and give everyone a shot at him! 2
magnetic darts included.
Divorced Diva Party Necklace - $1.99 Fun,
colorful and decorative. She'll get noticed as the newly single gal!
Inflatable Husband - $15.00 Sale!
$13.00
Cute redhead with black trunks and hairy bare-chested. Your friends will
love him, your parents will approve, never argues, never touches a TV remote,
doesn't like football, never breaks wind and won't run off with your best friend
or neighbor's wife. About 3 feet tall.
Click here for more inflatable husbands and male blow up dolls.
Ex Husband Voodoo Doll - $13.00 -
Sale! $7.99
Front of the doll: Screw your prenup!, Send my
alimony, You take the kids, Give me more money, I want ALL!...not half, You pay
the mortgage, Quit showing up to PTA meetings drunk!, Get your clothes off the
lawn!, Admit you're wrong, stop lying about your affairs!, You pay all the legal
fees, Get out of the house!, I get the car. Back of the doll: I want the
child support, Quit hiding assets, Leave me alone, Stop yelling at me, No
visitation rights, You're paying the medical bills, You will be alone and never
love again, You pay off the credit cards, Stop your lawyer from calling me, Give
me back your ring, Pay off those back taxes, I get the house. Includes:
one voodoo doll with 25 and 10 pins
Black Long Stem Chocolate Rose
Wrapped in black foil atop a long
stem with silk leaves. -
.75 ounces. Requires cooler pack shipping for
destinations 72+ degrees.
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - Heard about your divorce
Inside - No wonder they threw minute rice at
your wedding
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - I prefer hangovers over husbands.
Inside - At least, hangovers eventually go
away. Cheers on your divorce!
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - Ran into my ex . . . put it in reverse and hit him
again
Inside -
Congratulations on your divorce. Now your life will be a smooth
ride.
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - My best divorce advice: you get the ring . . .
Inside - . . . He gets the finger!
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - Congratulations on your divorce! You got him by
the balls!
Inside - Now enjoy using them as maracas.
Cha Cha Cha
Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - You don't have one card that says
Fuck You and Die!
Inside - Hope this card brings a smile to your face during your divorce.
Breakup/Divorce Card - $2.95
Outside - I'm a Marvelous Housekeeper.
Inside - Every time I leave a man I keep his
house.
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