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Over The Hill Gifts

 Warning! Adult humor and content is on this page.

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  Over the Hill Survival Kit - $13.65

   Funny survival tote with crazy gifts such as dietary fiber (piece of rope), false teeth, anti-aging over the hill soap, Oil of Old Age, Over the Hill survival pills (candies) and Gray B Gone.

 


   Goofy Golf Balls - $10.75

   Great quality black golf balls that say Over the Hill.  Three per pack.

    


   Over the Hill Birthday Blues Kit - $7.00 

   Your old geezer can really feel the blues by playing it on his own harmonica while wearing dark glasses.  Tune booklet included.

    


  Over the Hill Glasses - $5.00 

   These make your eyes look funny and huge!  2 package designs to choose from.  We may have to substitute one for the other if out of stock.

  


   Old Geezer Lost Yer Marbles Replacement Pack - $4.25

   Of all the things you've lost, you miss your mind the most.  Helps stop draino of the braino.  Marble colors may vary.

    


  Over the Hill Coffin Gift Set - $20.00

   Fun coffin shaped gift box with clear lid.  15" x 7.75" x 3".  1 ea. OTH coffee mug, Geezer glasses, fart blaster extinguisher (squirt gun shaped like fire extinguisher), Over the Hill badge, wind up dentures, OTH anti aging soap and OTH survival pills.

 


   Flat Liner Fanny Pack - $17.25 Sale! $14.95

   Hilarious fanny pack that looks like a heart rate monitor has two defibrillators that velcro to the side.  Great for the party boy or girl to wear around and have gifts or greetings stuffed into it.

 

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 Old Fart's Photo Album - $5.99

 Holds 24 4x6 photos.  Great to present photos of the geezer's youth to make him feel old or fill with photos from the fantastic over the hill party.

     


 You'll Know You're Over the Hill When . . .  - $3.49

 This funny book has 32 pages of humor for the over the hill birthday boy or girl.  Fun to read out loud at the party or use as a birthday card.  8.25 x 5.25".

     


 Fading Vision Eye Chart - $3.00

 Read it left to right to reveal a message that will be sure to offend the special geezer in your life.  5" x 7".
 

 

 

  


 Over the Hill Vouchers - $4.98

 10 very useful survival gifts and services.  Very funny cartoons.

     


   Over the Hill Birthday Bloopers Candy - $3.00

   Heart shaped peppermint candies with hilarious messages.  Almost Dust, Got Viagra?, Older & Uglier, Olf Fart, Over the Hill, Birthdays Bite, Old Gag, Wrinkled, Forever 21, etc.  2 oz box.  Great for cakes or cupcakes.

 

  


   Hilarious over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!

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