Home   |   Shipping Chocolates   |   Cart Problems?   |   Contact Us (360) 432-9130

Please email or call in your order, our new website will be up soon!  Emailed orders will receive an extra gift.  Include your mailing address and phone number.  We will send you a secure payment link after you are invoiced or you may call in with your credit card information. E-Mail

Important Shipping Price Increase & Cooler Pack Charge Information


Product Search


International Shipping

Cooler Packs

Returns & Policies

Need Insurance?

Gift Certificates

Quantity Discounts


Privacy Policy

Mailing List


Adult Food & Candy

Adult Chocolates

Adult Gift Shop

Adult Party Supplies

Adult Holiday

Bachelorette Party

Bachelor Party

Over The Hill

Lingerie & Panty Club

Adult Greeting Cards

Gift Bags & Wrap

SexyAndSweet.com  20% off Sale!


All Occasion Chocolates

Holiday Chocolates

Chocolates by the Case

Chocolate Seashells

Chocolate Hearts

Chocolate Flowers

Sports Chocolates

Bulk Candy

Chocolate Club


How to Use Our Shopping Cart

How Did You Find Us?


View Shopping Cart Check Out

Join Us!




Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Optima, Discover, Personal Checks and Money Orders


Over The Hill Gifts and Party Kits

 Warning! Adult humor and content is on this page.

Click on photos for detail

   Adult Candy & Treats Basket - $49.99

   A fun gift for anyone's over the hill birthday party.  Choose for a guy or a gal!  We'll make a basket that's full of fun things to eat and/or play with.  Basket style and color may vary and they come wrapped in clear poly film tied with a ribbon color of your choice.  Approx. 4 lbs of fun.



  Over the Hill Survival Kit - $15.00 Sale! $12.50

   Funny survival tote with crazy gifts such as dietary fiber (piece of rope), false teeth, anti-aging over the hill soap, Oil of Old Age, Over the Hill survival pills (candies) and Gray B Gone.


   Goofy Golf Balls - $11.00 Sale! $9.99

   Great quality black golf balls that say Over the Hill.  Three per pack.


   Over the Hill Birthday Blues Kit - $7.00 Sale! $5.49

   Your old geezer can really feel the blues by playing it on his own harmonica while wearing dark glasses.  Tune booklet included.


  Over the Hill Glasses - $6.00 Sale! $4.59


   These make your eyes look funny and huge!  2 package designs to choose from.  We may have to substitute one for the other if out of stock.


   Old Geezer Lost Yer Marbles Replacement Pack - $5.00 Sale! $3.99

   Of all the things you've lost, you miss your mind the most.  Helps stop draino of the braino.  Marble colors may vary.


 You'll Know You're Over the Hill When . . .  - $4.50 Sale! $2.99

 This funny book has 32 pages of humor for the over the hill birthday boy or girl.  Fun to read out loud at the party or use as a birthday card.  8.25 x 5.25".


 Over the Hill Vouchers - $5.00 Sale! $3.99

 10 very useful survival gifts and services.  Very funny cartoons.


  Travel Size Dirty Old Man Doll - Click Here


Travel Size Granny Doll - Click Here




Chocolate Dentures   Hilarious over the Hill Chocolate Dentures and more!

  Click Here!



Nasty Granny Dolls    Adult Birthday Party



If you didn't see an item that you wanted, call or EMAIL us with your request.

Allergy Warning:  All chocolates we sell may contain and are made in facilities that use tree nuts, peanuts, soy, corn and/or dairy.

Chocolate Fantasies, 1998-2017 All rights reserved.

The contents of this web site, chocolatefantasies.com, are copyright protected.  Under no circumstances may any of our copyrighted products, name of products, text, photographs, background graphics and/or thumbnails be reproduced or used in any way without our written permission.  All of our products are represented to the best to our knowledge, however some packaging, color and products may vary slightly.  We are not responsible for manufacturers' claims on any product.  Chocolate weights and pieces per piece and/or pound are approximate.

LLK Ventures, Inc., LLK Ventures, Inc. - Chocolate Fantasies are registered names.