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Adult Congratulations, Wedding, Engagement & Anniversary Cards

We can send your card as a gift, just write your message in the blank provided on the order form and the recipient's address.

Up to 6 cards only will ship 6.95 standard mail, shipping will be changed after you place your order.

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Bachelorette

  Outside:  What could be better than a male stripper for your bachelorette party?

  Inside:  10 Male Strippers!

  5x7

  $2.50


  Outside:  Hey Bachelorette, It's your night.  So get o9ut and party the night Away!  But I have some good advice for you.

  Inside:  Put your mouth where your money is!

  5x7

 

                             $2.25


BacheloretteCutIt.jpg (32821 bytes)  Outside:  Hey Bachelorette, as your wedding nears, are you still thinking about the best part of being single?

  Inside:  Well, cut it out!

  Tri-Fold Card 5x7

  $2.50


  Outside:  Bride-to-Be - After days of searching for the perfect shower card . . .

  Inside:  This one just popped up!

  Tri-Fold Card 5x7

 

  $2.50


Bachelorette/Bachelor/Wedding Shower

  Outside:  I heard your man proposed to you on bended knee.  How Romantic!

  Inside:  - was that before or after you tripped him?  Congratulations!!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  I hear he finally asked for your hand. . .

  Inside:  His must be tired.  Congratulations!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  How sweet . . . You're getting married!

  Inside:  but darling, dare you wear white?

  5 x 7"

  $2.25


  Outside:  Congratulations!

  Inside:  I heard you were taking the plunge!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  You're Getting Married, Congrats!  

  Inside:  Glad to See You've Found the Perfect Fit!

 

  $2.50


  Outside:  So, I hear you're getting married

  Inside:  What a way to ruin a FABULOUS FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!

  5 x 7"

  $2.50


  Outside:  Well, I'm Glad to See That You're FINALLY Settling Down and GETTING MARRIED!

  Inside:  Because There's No More Room for NOTCHES on Those Bedposts!  CONGRATULATIONS!

  5 x 7"

                               $2.00


Bachelor

  Outside:  CONGRATULATIONS!

  Inside:  Are you sure you wanted your vows of promise and devotion recorded on video?  Congratulations on your marriage!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Bachelor, on your honeymoon, remember that the only way to put some hair on your chest . . .

  Inside:  is to have your wife sit on it!  CONGRATULATIONS!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Hey, Bachelor, Some advice:  during your marriage, when you're planning on having wild, passionate sex, don't forget . . .

  Inside:  . . . to call your wife and tell her you'll be working late!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


Wedding Congrats

  Outside:  I said you may KISS the bride.

  Inside:  Congratulations!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of the covers, live with foul smelling flatulence, give up power of the remote and wipe up pee from the toilet seat for the all the days of your life?

  Inside:  Congratulations.

  5 x 7"

                              $2.95


  Outside:  I Now Pronounce You Man & Wife . . .

  Inside:  Til Divorce Do You Part!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  It was a Beautiful Wedding  . . .

  Inside:  But I thought only VIRGINS could wear white!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  Congratulations on Your Marriage!

  Inside:  I'm Glad to See You've Finally Tied the Knot!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  Congratulations on Your Marriage!

  Inside:  I'm Glad to See You've Finally Tied the Knot!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


  Outside:  Two guys as shown

  Inside:  Ting   Ting  (little picture of champagne glasses)  Cheers!

  5 x 7"

  $2.75


Anniversary

  Outside:  What I love about our marriage is our understanding . . .

  Inside:  I tell you what to do and YOU understand it!  Happy Anniversary!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  As Shown

  Inside:  After all these years it's great to see you're still doing things together.  Happy Anniversary!

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Honey, I think it's time I said those 3 little words . . .

  Inside:  do the dishes, let's get naked, happy anniversary, Sweety, suck my dick, iron my shirts, I love you . . .

  5 x 7"

  $2.95


  Outside:  Congratulations!  You Made it Through Another Year!

  Inside:  . . . Without KILLING Each Other!  Happy Anniversary!

  5 x 7"

  $2.00


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