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Bachelorette
Outside:
What could be better than a male stripper for your bachelorette party?
Inside: 10 Male
Strippers!
5x7
Outside: Hey Bachelorette,
It's your night. So get o9ut and party the night Away! But I have
some good advice for you.
Inside: Put your mouth
where your money is!
5x7
 Outside: Hey Bachelorette, as
your wedding nears, are you still thinking about the best part of being single?
Inside: Well, cut it out!
Tri-Fold Card 5x7
Bachelorette/Bachelor/Wedding Shower
 Outside:
I heard your man proposed to you on bended knee. How Romantic!
Inside: - was that before
or after you tripped him? Congratulations!!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
I hear he finally asked for your hand. . .
Inside: His must be
tired. Congratulations!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
How sweet . . . You're getting married!
Inside: but darling, dare
you wear white?
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Congratulations!
Inside: I heard you were taking
the plunge!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
You're Getting Married, Congrats!
Inside: Glad to See
You've Found the Perfect Fit!
 Outside:
So, I hear you're getting married
Inside: What a way to
ruin a FABULOUS FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Well, I'm Glad to See That You're FINALLY Settling Down and GETTING MARRIED!
Inside: Because There's
No More Room for NOTCHES on Those Bedposts! CONGRATULATIONS!
5 x 7"
Bachelor
 Outside:
CONGRATULATIONS!
Inside: Are you sure you wanted your vows of
promise and devotion recorded on video? Congratulations on your marriage!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Bachelor, on your honeymoon, remember that the only way to put some hair
on your chest . . .
Inside: is to have your wife sit on it!
CONGRATULATIONS!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Hey, Bachelor, Some advice: during your marriage, when you're
planning on having wild, passionate sex, don't forget . . .
Inside: . . . to call your wife and tell her
you'll be working late!
5 x 7"
Wedding Congrats
 Outside:
I said you may KISS the bride.
Inside: Congratulations!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of
the covers, live with foul smelling flatulence, give up power of the remote and
wipe up pee from the toilet seat for the all the days of your life?
Inside: Congratulations.
5 x 7"
 Outside:
I Now Pronounce You Man & Wife . . .
Inside: Til Divorce Do
You Part!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
It was a Beautiful Wedding . . .
Inside: But I thought
only VIRGINS could wear white!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Congratulations on Your Marriage!
Inside: I'm Glad to See
You've Finally Tied the Knot!
5 x 7"
Outside:
Congratulations on Your Marriage!
Inside: I'm Glad to See
You've Finally Tied the Knot!
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Two guys as shown
Inside: Ting
Ting (little picture of champagne glasses) Cheers!
5 x 7"
Anniversary
Outside:
What I love about our marriage is our understanding . . .
Inside: I tell you what to do and
YOU understand it! Happy Anniversary!
5 x 7"
Outside: As Shown
Inside: After all these years it's great to
see you're still doing things together. Happy Anniversary!
5 x 7"
Outside: Honey, I think
it's time I said those 3 little words . . .
Inside: do the dishes, let's get naked,
happy anniversary, Sweety, suck my dick, iron my shirts, I love you . . .
5 x 7"
 Outside:
Congratulations! You Made it Through Another Year!
Inside: . . . Without
KILLING Each Other! Happy Anniversary!
5 x 7"
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